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EU Company Domination Minecraft Server

Acquisition, America, Asia, Business, Company, Competition, corporate strategy, Dominated, Domination, Downfall, Economy, EU company, global tech industry, Globalization, industry shift, innovation, International, market, Minecraft, sells itself, Server, SUICIDE, Technology, world-famous

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old tech companies dominating the world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take things to a whole new level! Our world-famous EU company decided to commit Minecraft suicide and sell itself off to Asia and America! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? Join our server to experience the wackiness for yourself and maybe even uncover the secret behind this insane decision. Who knows, you might even find some hidden treasures along the way! So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest tech takeover in Minecraft history!

Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Fun

Angel Hare, Art Collabs, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Christian, compromise, cytube, doom franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Fun, Gabby AI Voice, games, HOLY, Media, Minecraft, missed threads, OC Lore, Previous thread, review, smp, Story Archive, Themed, Ultrakill, watch party

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we worship the holy blocks and build glorious churches in the name of Notch! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bible and slay the evil Creepers in the name of righteousness.

Our server is filled with lore and stories of brave warriors who fought against the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a prayer. Dive into our /holy/ OC Lore and uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe, or participate in our Art Collabs to create masterpieces worthy of hanging in the halls of our pixelated cathedrals.

But beware, for there are heretics among us who seek to destroy our sacred world with their blasphemous TNT cannons and lava traps. Will you stand with us against the forces of darkness, or will you be tempted by the forbidden fruits of griefing and trolling?

Join us on this epic journey of faith and blocky adventures, where every block you place is a prayer to the mighty Notch himself. Praise the blocks and may your pickaxe never break!

HubbyHaven – NeglectCraft

calm person, Communication Issues, emotional response, frustrated argument, household responsibilities, housework argument, HubbyHaven, husband fell asleep, husband walked out, keys and phone left behind, marital conflict, NeglectCraft, not checking on husband, not worried, parenting stress, relationship dynamics, toddler accident, toddler bedtime, tube feeding, upset husband, waking him up

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of arguments about housework ruining your Minecraft gaming time? Well, look no further! Join our server for a drama-free experience where you can build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.

We promise that no one will storm out of the virtual room and leave you alone with a virtual toddler who needs to be tube-fed every 3 hours. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on your virtual creations without worrying about your virtual husband falling asleep in your virtual bed.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Who needs keys and phones in the lounge when you have diamonds and redstone in Minecraft? Let’s build a world where arguments are a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

HomeFunCraft SMP

HomeFunCraft, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle giant chickens for epic loot. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a rollercoaster made of TNT – you never know what’s going to happen next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dance clubs, llama racing tracks, and a skydiving competition where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So if you’re ready to throw out the rulebook and embrace the chaos, join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a spare pair of pants, just in case.

BlockyTurnOns

atypical attraction, bizarre preference, BlockyTurnOns, eccentric fetish, idiosyncratic arousal, offbeat desire, offbeat turn-on, outlandish desire, peculiar preference, peculiar turn on, quirky fetish, quirky turn-on, strange arousal, surprising attraction, surprising fetish, unconventional stimulation, unexpected arousal, unexpected turn-on, unique turn-on, unusual arousal, unusual turn on

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

UltraCraft: Ovarian Detector 96%

Accuracy, Accurate ultrasound test, cancer detection, Clinical Study, detector, diagnostic tests, disease prevention, early detection, gynecology, health technology, Healthcare, IOTA ADNEX model, medical advancements, Medical research, oncology, ovarian, ovarian cancer, Precision medicine, Screening, UK study, UltraCraft, women’s cancer, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gods Slained:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

lol, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like an accurate ultrasound test but for ur gaming skills, bro. like, we detect 96% of players with epic building skills and pvp talent. our IOTA ADNEX model is off the charts, detecting up to 96% of gamers with mad skills. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world, cuz this server is where the real pros play. don’t miss out on the chance to show off ur skills and dominate the competition. come join us and let’s see if u got what it takes to be a minecraft master!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, PALS, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	152
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride with our epic characters like Lia, the master of building, and Dizzy Dokuro, the TNT enthusiast! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, we have more drama than a villager trading scandal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! Disclaimer: Not responsible for any rage quits or accidental lava deaths.

You Did It Minecraft SMP

adult content, Captivating, Diversity, Entertainment, explicit, Goddess, mesmerizing, Minecraft, Performance, Provocative, Screen, SHAKE, Show, smp, television, titties, Tony, Trannymite, Transgender, tune in, Wednesday, WEEKLY, WIN

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

aging parents, Aging population, alzheimer’s, assisted living, care management, caregiver responsibilities, caregiver role, caregiver stress, caregiver support, dementia care, elder care, family caregiving, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, home health care, Long Term Care, memory care facility, Minecraft, MommaOuttaHere, parental care, senior communities, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4072
Secret Passages Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Courtesy, entry, guest accommodations, guest etiquette, house rules, house sitter, houseguest, INCONVENIENCE, KeylessKarma, Keys, lesson learned, locked out, misunderstanding, Neighborhood, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, SECURITY, Trust

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉