Groenbemester Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TaxationIsTheftMC SMP

budget allocation, education, financial resources., fiscal policy, funds, Government, government finance, government funding, government revenue, government spending, Military, public finance, public infrastructure, public services, Roads, smp, social services, Taxation, taxation debate, taxation system, TaxationIsTheftMC, theft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Lol, bro, forget all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun. Plus, our president is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a secret treasure hunt where you can win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and every Friday night we have a dance party in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

So forget about taxes and government stuff, come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because you’re gonna be laughing and playing for hours on end. See you in the game, bro!

TimeTravelingNightmares

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cultural diversity, Electronic commerce., environmental degradation, gender equality, genetic engineering, Globalization, internet usage, lgbtq rights, mass surveillance, medical advancements, modern technology, nuclear weapons, Political Correctness, social media, space exploration, TimeTravelingNightmares, virtual reality, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience something so wild and wacky that it would make a time traveler from 100 years ago faint in disbelief? Then come join our server where the chaos never ends!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. And that’s just the beginning!

Every hour on the server, a giant chicken wearing a tutu will descend from the sky and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their pet pig and bragging rights for eternity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Creeper Carnival” where creepers ride roller coasters, play carnival games, and even host a fashion show featuring the latest in explosive fashion trends.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (okay, maybe a little).

Spider Funnel Venom

antivenom production, arachnology, australian wildlife, biochemical studies, funnel, species differentiation, spider, spider biology, spider classification, spider identification, spider research, spider species, spider taxonomy, spider venom, Sydney funnel-web spiders, taxonomy, VENOM, venom research, venomous animals, venomous arachnids, venomous creatures, venomous insects, venomous spiders

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Falling into the Void:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5577	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Sydney funnel-web spiders running around everywhere, but don’t worry, they’re actually three different species, so it’s like a spider party up in here. And get this, joining the server will help with antivenom production, like you’re basically a superhero saving lives just by playing Minecraft. Plus, we’re doing biochemical studies on spider venom, because why not? Who knew playing a blocky game could be so educational and life-saving? Join now and become a spider scientist, or just have a blast dodging venomous spiders while building your dream castle. It’s a win-win, bro.

EienCraft Extended 1.21

action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, Blaise Shinryu, COSPLAY, CunnieWhore, drawing, EIEN Archives., EienCraft, eiex, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, extended, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, mecha fan, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, nier, retro games, Skye Senfort, Skye’s FAT tits Edition, Speedrunning, weeb, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Skye’s FAT tits Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, we’ve got Ekkomori giving you a loud GFE, horror games, music, and ASMR. Plus, Amora Lumina is here being a silly noblewoman, speedrunning, and drawing like a boss. And don’t forget about FerumiKaipa, the unhinged tomboy who loves indie games and retro games. Skye Senfort is also here, a dorky mecha fan who slays at action games and zatsu, all while drawing like a pro. Nemo Nevermore might be a bit batshit crazy, but she’s healing and playing League, Animal Crossing, and Halo. Mira Monsoon brings the energy with horror games and drawing, while Blaise Shinryu is the ironic weeb who dominates action games, Nier, and cosplay. And let’s not forget Admyra Wyvernhart and CunnieWhore, they’re here too! Graduates like Kilia Kurayami, Zumi Dokumi, and Nanimo Navi are also part of our history. Check out the EIEN Archives for more info and hop on our server for a crazy good time! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it!

SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bedtime routine, Boyfriend, cramps, fixing blankets, Frustration, heavy sleeper, light sleeper, Minecraft, moving a lot, PCOS, relationship issue, restless, rubbing feet, selfish, Server, sleep disturbance, sleep issues, SleepyCraft, Tick, Upset, waking up

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of your boyfriend ruining your beauty sleep with his constant nagging about your bedtime habits? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feet can rub together in peace without anyone waking you up to fix the blankets!

On our server, you can build a cozy virtual bed with blankets that never get messed up, no matter how much you toss and turn in your sleep. Say goodbye to PCOS cramps keeping you up at night, because in this magical land, you can sleep soundly and pain-free.

Join us now and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to sleep however you want, without any interruptions from pesky boyfriends. It’s time to reclaim your bedtime bliss on our server!

MommasBoyCraft

Assertiveness, attitude, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, listening skills, MommasBoyCraft, personal responsibility, perspective, relationships, Respect, tone of voice, trigger response, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and heated arguments you could ever want.

Our server is like living in an apartment complex with your boyfriend, his mom, and his brother – but with a Minecraft twist! Imagine sharing a carport with them and dealing with the constant drama of who left their stuff out. Will you be the one to call out your boyfriend for not covering his belongings, or will you be the one causing chaos by leaving your stuff out?

Get ready for epic battles, emotional meltdowns, and passive-aggressive comments in the chat. Join now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyBlingCraft

CraftyBlingCraft, durable goods, expensive but worth it, extravagant purchases, high price tag, high-end items, investment pieces, justified price, long-lasting, luxury brands, Luxury items, not a rip-off, Overpriced, premium products, quality products, splurge-worthy, top-notch quality, value for money, worth it, worth the cost, worth the investment

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	4113
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Farms Harvested:	207	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Join our Minecraft server where everything seems overpriced at first, but is actually worth every blocky penny!

Our server is like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. We have a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure chests guarded by friendly zombies who just want to give you hugs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and explore our vast world in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure and discover why everything may seem overpriced, but is actually worth it in the end!

Cash4Guns Minecraft Server

ak-47, amnesty program, cash for guns, Cash4Guns, Community Outreach, crime reduction, firearm trafficking, firearms, gun buyback, gun control, Gun Violence, illegal weapons, incentive program, law enforcement, machine gun, mexico, Mexico government, Minecraft, Public Safety, rifle, Server, streets, Violence prevention

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Enchantments Applied:	84
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server that pays you cash to get rid of guns? well, this server is like mexico but on steroids, they be offering $1,200 for an AK-47 and $1,300 for a machine gun! like, who needs real guns when you can just trade them in for cash in minecraft, amirite? join now and make bank while keeping the streets safe, it’s a win-win situation, bro!

NATOcraft: US Leadership Sinks

Approval Ratings, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Gallup, global leadership, global perception, government approval, international alliances, international organizations, international relations, leadership, NATO members, NATOcraft, political leadership, public opinion, sinks, survey results, transatlantic relations., united states, US Leadership, world affairs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2176	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

lol this server is like a NATO meeting but way more fun cuz we don’t talk politics we talk MINECRAFT. join us and watch your approval rating soar like a creeper exploding in a village. forget about world leaders, come build your own empire with us. plus, our mods are cooler than any NATO member, trust me. come join the chaos and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Electric Muscle Pump Gym

#workout, Electric, electrical stimulation, electricity, enhanced performance, extra muscle, FITNESS, Gains, gym, innovation, Muscle, muscle building, muscle growth, muscle mass, muscle stimulator, muscle strength, non-invasive, portable, Pump, research, resistance training, strength, Technology, weight training

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like weight training on steroids, but without the nasty side effects, ya feel me? We got electricity up in here adding extra muscle and strength like nobody’s business. It’s like having a portable electric muscle stimulator strapped to you while you’re slayin’ mobs and building epic structures.

I heard this one dude joined the server and within a week, he was bench pressing diamond blocks like they were feathers. And don’t even get me started on the muscle mass gains, bro. People be lookin’ like Hulk after a few days on this server, it’s insane!

So come on, join us and level up your Minecraft game like never before. Who needs regular weight training when you can have electricity pumping up your muscles while you play? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the coolest community of players who are always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and let’s get swole together!