Groenbemester Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	3230	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	200
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Dragon Eggs Found:	5763	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Emeralds Found:	6218	Buildings Constructed:	39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Potions Brewed:	138
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	8440	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Divine Spears Created:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2417
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	4805
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endless Night Skies:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3754
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	11

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!