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CousinCraft Minecraft Server

Burnout, career, Company, cousin, CousinCraft, founded company, funding, hedge fund, interview, junior designer, lead designer, little cousin, Minecraft, New Grad, OFFENDED, refusing, Role, Sensitive, Server, software engineer, Trust, unprofessional, Workplace

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4870
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that make your own seem tame in comparison.

Picture this: a software engineer turned entrepreneur, with a cousin who constantly roasts his career choices. When the entrepreneur’s company is hiring for a lead designer, guess who applies? That’s right, the cousin! And the drama unfolds as the entrepreneur’s uncle tries to convince him to hire her, citing the company’s funding as a reason. But our entrepreneur isn’t having any of it, standing his ground and refusing to hire someone who can’t even say a nice thing about his company.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most outrageous family drama and workplace shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have this server to keep you entertained? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

InfertileSteve’sWeddingDrama

emotional, family, family drama, favorite child, InfertileStevesWeddingDrama, infertility, infertility awareness, infertility joke, infertility journey, infertility pain, infertility sensitivity, infertility stigma, infertility struggle, infertility support, ivf, JOKE, LEAVING, Sensitive, sister’s wedding, Struggle, wedding speech

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Buildings Constructed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ores Mined:	2735	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no one will make insensitive jokes about your personal struggles! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and mine in peace.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family issues. No more awkward speeches or hurtful comments, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world has magical fertility powers – who knows, maybe you’ll even find rare diamond eggs to hatch your own Minecraft baby dragons!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your dream castle, mine for precious resources, and escape the chaos of family drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RespawnedInMinecraftSMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, death, epitaph, eternal rest, Farewell, final words, Funeral, Goodbye, gravestone, headstone, last wishes, Legacy, life reflections, memorial, memorialization, mortality, Remembrance, RespawnedInMinecraftSMP, resting place

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a secret potion that grants immortality! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of death. Plus, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

RedFlagCraft

biggest red flag, hindsight is 20/20, ignored warning signs, overlooked red flags, red flags in a boyfriend, red flags in a friendship, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a marriage, red flags in a partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a spouse, red flags in dating, red flags in love, RedFlagCraft, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, trust your instincts, warning signs in relationships

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Potions Brewed:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate red-flag paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, mysterious glitches, and questionable decisions.

Forget about boring old rules and regulations – on our server, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend our explosive specter? Or will you run away screaming like a chicken with its head cut off?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our red-flag server today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

MaduroVsMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, criticism, debate, Dictatorship, economics, feud, Government, human graveyard, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroVsMilei, milei, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, rhetoric, Server, socialism, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the epic battle between Milei and Maduro but in blocky form. we got crazy pvp battles that will make u feel like u in the middle of a political showdown. build ur own human graveyard (jk that’s dark) and show off ur building skills. join now and be part of the drama, just without the real life consequences. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s on u.

KurskCraft: Syrskyi’s Stand-Up Comedy Show

cnn, comedy, Commander-in-Chief Syrskyi, Conflict Resolution, defense tactics, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, halt, incursion, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military conflict, military strategy, News, political tensions, Russian offensive, Show, standup, Syrskyis, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukrainian regions, Updates

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

so like, u know how ukraine was all like “yo russia, back off” and then russia was all like “nah bro, we gonna keep attacking” but then ukraine was all like “not today, bro” and they went into Kursk Oblast and totally stopped the russian offensive in new ukrainian regions. commander-in-chief Syrskyi was all like “boom, we did it” and everyone was like “woah, ukraine ain’t playin’ around.”

so like, if u wanna be part of epic battles and stop crazy offensives, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got insane pvp battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move. plus, u get to hang out with commander-in-chief Syrskyi himself.

so come join us and be part of the action. ukraine needs u to help stop the russian offensive and save the day. plus, we got free pizza every friday. so what u waitin’ for? join now!

Brainy Down Syndrome Alzheimers

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, brain research, brain stems, Brainy, cognitive disorders, cognitive impairment, developmental disabilities, down syndrome, genetic disorders, Implications, medical science, neurobiology, neurodegenerative diseases, neurodevelopment, neuroimaging, neurology, pathology, research, Syndrome, Unique

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Buildings Constructed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	208	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic brain stems you’ve ever seen! our players with Down syndrome have the craziest pathways that will blow your mind! it’s like a rollercoaster of neurons up in here!

if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and never have to worry about Alzheimer’s disease again! our players have brains that are so lit, they’re practically immortal!

so come on down and experience the wackiest brain stems in all of minecraft! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Windpress

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Farms Harvested:	835	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Windpress is a fictional publishing company that specializes in producing high-quality, environmentally-friendly books. With a focus on sustainability and social responsibility, Windpress is committed to reducing their carbon footprint and promoting eco-friendly practices in the publishing industry. Their mission is to create beautiful and engaging books that inspire readers to make a positive impact on the world.

Get your daily dose of vanilla with a side of confusion on Modern Vanilla Server! 1.21, for Java & Bedrock!

Auto Chest Sorting, bedrock, Community, confusion, Currency, Daily, Daily login rewards, Dose, Dynmap, Economy, Fast Tree Cutting, java, Land claiming, Marketplaces, Minecraft, MODERN, no pay to win, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Side, smp, Spawner Collection, Trade shop, Unique Item Sets, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Modern Vanilla Server Overview

Features	Land claiming	Warps	Voting rewards	RTP (Random Teleport)	Dynmap	Marketplaces	Daily login rewards	Unique item sets
Gameplay Enhancements	Fast tree cutting	Trade shop	Spawner collection	Auto chest sorting

No Pay-to-Win: We use diamonds as the primary currency, ensuring a fair and balanced economy—absolutely no pay-to-win mechanics here!

We’ve got (almost) everything an SMP server needs, and we’re always evolving. Now updated to Minecraft 1.21!

Join us and enjoy your time on Modern Vanilla!

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Server IP:

Java: modern-vanilla.com

Bedrock: modern-vanilla.com : 19132

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Discord:

https://discord.gg/mYSV2YAfzm

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	Use the land claim system with /claim to protect your builds from griefing.
What are voting rewards?	Earn ranks and exclusive items by supporting the server with your votes.
How do I use RTP?	Simply use the command /rtp to get randomly teleported to explore new areas of the world.
Can I buy items in the marketplace?	Yes, you can buy and sell in-game items using in-game currency through the player-driven market.
Is there a way to keep my inventory organized?	Yes, use the auto chest sorting feature to keep your inventory neat.

Black Is Beautiful Minecraft Server

Beautiful, Black, Country, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	New Chunks Explored:	407022
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8521
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where black is not just beautiful, it’s the only way to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil rainbow sheep invaded our land, spreading their colorful chaos everywhere. But fear not, for our brave players armed with obsidian swords and diamond armor fought back and banished those pesky sheep to the Nether forever! And now, our server is a peaceful haven where only the darkest blocks reign supreme. Join us and embrace the darkness, for black is truly beautiful in our country!