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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3409 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!
Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.
Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!
