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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9493 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by our mischievous admins, who have been known to turn players into chickens or cover their bases in pink wool. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think.
We also have epic events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their swine companions and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights. Just watch out for the TNT traps along the way!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Mountain,” rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, the mountain is guarded by a fierce dragon who demands a toll of cookies for safe passage.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, if you dare!
