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Crafty Neocon Empire: Minecraft Madness

American politics, challenge, control, Crafty, democrats, DOMINANCE, Empire, grip on power, influence, Iraq War, madness, Manipulation, Minecraft, Neocon, Neocons, opposition, POL, policies, political landscape, political strategy, power, republican party, resurgence, trump, unpopular

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ores Mined:	923
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of being dominated by the neocons in real life politics? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the neocons have been banished to the Nether realm! Join us and help build a world where their power is non-existent and where you can finally breathe easy without their influence.

Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the clutches of the neocons. We have created a utopia where their policies are nothing but a distant memory. Join us and help us maintain this peaceful paradise, free from their oppressive rule.

But beware, the neocons are always lurking, trying to find a way back into our world. Will you join us in the fight to keep them at bay? Or will you succumb to their power and become just another pawn in their political game?

Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the resistance against the neocons! Together, we can build a better world, one block at a time.

HomeFunCraft SMP

HomeFunCraft, smp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle giant chickens for epic loot. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a rollercoaster made of TNT – you never know what’s going to happen next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dance clubs, llama racing tracks, and a skydiving competition where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So if you’re ready to throw out the rulebook and embrace the chaos, join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a spare pair of pants, just in case.

BlockyTurnOns

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endless Night Skies:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Enchantments Applied:	251	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

UltraCraft: Ovarian Detector 96%

Accuracy, Accurate ultrasound test, cancer detection, Clinical Study, detector, diagnostic tests, disease prevention, early detection, gynecology, health technology, Healthcare, IOTA ADNEX model, medical advancements, Medical research, oncology, ovarian, ovarian cancer, Precision medicine, Screening, UK study, UltraCraft, women’s cancer, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9256
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

lol, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like an accurate ultrasound test but for ur gaming skills, bro. like, we detect 96% of players with epic building skills and pvp talent. our IOTA ADNEX model is off the charts, detecting up to 96% of gamers with mad skills. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world, cuz this server is where the real pros play. don’t miss out on the chance to show off ur skills and dominate the competition. come join us and let’s see if u got what it takes to be a minecraft master!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, PALS, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Divine Spears Created:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	68
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride with our epic characters like Lia, the master of building, and Dizzy Dokuro, the TNT enthusiast! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, we have more drama than a villager trading scandal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! Disclaimer: Not responsible for any rage quits or accidental lava deaths.

You Did It Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Farms Harvested:	780	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Potions Brewed:	199

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

aging parents, Aging population, alzheimer’s, assisted living, care management, caregiver responsibilities, caregiver role, caregiver stress, caregiver support, dementia care, elder care, family caregiving, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, home health care, Long Term Care, memory care facility, Minecraft, MommaOuttaHere, parental care, senior communities, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Love Letters Sent:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Courtesy, entry, guest accommodations, guest etiquette, house rules, house sitter, houseguest, INCONVENIENCE, KeylessKarma, Keys, lesson learned, locked out, misunderstanding, Neighborhood, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, SECURITY, Trust

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

SecretSMPShame

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6223
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!

CreeperClique: “You’re just a blockhead”

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Villages Defended:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Crops Grown:	7009
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Are you tired of dealing with drama from your friends with benefits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations with your fellow players! No more awkward conversations or mixed signals, just pure unadulterated block-building fun! Join us now and leave all that friend with benefits drama behind!

BaghdadBoomCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little house and tending to your crops, when out of nowhere, a rocket comes flying in and blows up the military base hosting US forces in Baghdad! like, what even is happening, right? join our server for some explosive surprises and chaotic fun! who knows what crazy events will happen next?! come join the madness, dude!