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Minexile

Economy, FTB, KitPvP, Minecraft Minigames Entertainment Custom games Existing games Gaming Fun Adventure Multiplayer Sandbox Role-playing Survival Creative Building Exploration Mods PVP Economy Community Servers, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4751	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8103

Join our Minecraft server and dive into a world full of fun! We offer a wide variety of minigames and both custom and existing game modes for endless entertainment.

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Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world full of fun! We offer a wide variety of custom and existing mini-games and modes for endless entertainment.

mc.minexile.net

Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server

accent, British, chatroom, Chatting, Communication, Connection, Conversation, culture, dialect, england, Essex, Essexs, familiarity, History, Life, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Regional, Server, Slang, Talking, tradition, upbringing

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	857561	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchantments Applied:	237
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got Essex, the talking pig who will entertain you for hours with his hilarious jokes and witty banter. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a pig tell a knock-knock joke!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just be careful not to wake up the creepers with your sick dance moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, cryptic message, digital communication, forum post, internet culture, internet mystery, meow, message board, message thread, Minecraft, No. 273956961, online anonymity, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online identity, online investigation, online sleuthing, player, smp, User-generated content

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
New Chunks Explored:	284067	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP server on the planet! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, then come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground cat society that controls the economy. That’s right, these feline overlords will trade you diamonds for fish and string. But be warned, if you disrespect them, they’ll unleash their army of creepers on you.

Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? We have a parkour course that’s so difficult, even the most skilled players have thrown their keyboards in frustration. And don’t even get us started on our spleef arena, where the floor is made of lava and the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best moves and maybe even make some new friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the meowgic begin!

VanillishCraft SMP

anti-grief, auction house, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, Land Claim, Mob Heads, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Survival, Vanilla, VanillishCraft SMP, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1191	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.3

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Land Claim Anti-Grief Homes | RTP | Warps Auction House (Selling) Diamond Based Economy Vote Rewards Earnable Ranks Mob Heads

vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Big Boobed Minecraft Server

Anime, big, big ass, big boobs, Boobed, child, comedy, family, Female Protagonist, Housewife, humor, Manga, manga art, manga characters, manga genre, manga humor, manga plot, manga series, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Motherhood, power scaling, Server, shonen fans

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ores Mined:	914	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can build your own big boobed, big assed housewife character and embark on a quest to have a child in the most outrageous way possible. But wait, there’s more! Introducing the mother-in-law character whose ass is so big, it can take up an entire page of the manga. Get ready for some epic power scaling as you navigate through this wild and wacky world. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Celestial Chaos Minecraft SMP

Celestial, Chaos, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Runes Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Towns Built:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Emeralds Found:	5396
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you – /cel/!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant chicken statues that shoot lasers, and have epic rap battles with creepers. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as a pet.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Troll King who will prank you with exploding sheep and trap you in a maze made of cake. Only the bravest and most hilarious players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

So come join us on /cel/ and experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

World of Amelia Minecraft

#exciting, Active Staff, Arenas, Assistance, Challenges, Community, dedicated team, Friendly, Help, Mining, Player Base, player-created, PvP, Regular Events, Resource Gathering, Rewards, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Welcoming

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
New Chunks Explored:	534264	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

World of Amelia A Towny Survival Server where your fun begins! Minning World – A world that Resets just for Resource Gathering! Player-Created Towns – Join a Town or Make your Own! PvP Arenas – Battle other players in our massive PvP Arena! Why World of Amelia Friendly Community – Join a welcoming and helpful player base! Active Staff – Our dedicated team is always here to assist you! Regular Events – Participate in exciting challenges and win rewards!

play.theworldofamelia.com

Teporochos Network

Adventure, building, Community, Conquer, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Explore, game mode, Ip:, Lands, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Server, Survival, Survival Games, Teporochos Network, Whitelist, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1

[1.21.1] Teporocho Network is a pirate-themed Minecraft server that features the popular Survival! game mode. Explore the world and conquer the lands!

IP:teporochosnetwork.com Discord: https://discord.gg/2NGGTJsV3b Store:

teporochosnetwork.com:25596

Girlfriend Roast Minecraft Server

arousal, arousal trigger, attraction, desire, dirty talk, FANTASY, fetish, fetishism, Girlfriend, Girls, Humiliation, Jealousy, kink, love, mean, Minecraft, Nasty, roast, Server, speaking badly, taboo, turn on, twisted fantasy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage drama and chaos like no other! Join us if you have a strange fetish for hearing other players talk smack about your in-game girlfriend. We promise to provide you with all the mean and nasty comments you could ever desire, turning you on like never before. Who knew virtual relationships could be so scandalous? So come on in and let the drama unfold, because on our server, the more outrageous the insults, the better!

Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP

black balls, black balls or whatever, Bro, broYou, don’t be hiding, dont, Hiding, hiding from me, homo, long tail tags, Minecraft, rapist, rapist homo, rapist homo thug, smp, tags, THUG, thug black balls

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Items Found:	2484
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.