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ToddlerTuckeredOut

autism, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggles, Communication, Evaluation, family dynamics, Marriage, MELTDOWNS, parenting, parenting challenges, pink eye, preschool, Promises, responsibilities, Routine, special needs, tantrums, ToddlerTuckeredOut, weaning

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Void Gems Collected:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!

KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP

Adults, Behavior, children, Communication, compassion, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, family, hurtful, Impact, insults, KidRoastsAdultsMC, Kids, Maturity, mean, parenting, relationships, Rude, smp, upbringing, Words

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!

CraftyNetizens

best websites, CraftyNetizens, favorite websites, helpful websites, internet resources, Online Tools, top websites, useful websites, Website Design, website directory, website discovery, website functionality, website list, website navigation, website rankings, website ratings, website recommendations, website reviews, website search, website suggestions, website usability

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCommiesMC

accountability in foreign affairs, China’s involvement in Russia, China’s support for Russia, Chinese assistance to Russia, CraftyCommiesMC, Danish government stance, Danish PM, Denmark’s position on Russia, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic relations, foreign policy decisions, geopolitical alliances, global diplomacy, global politics, helping Russia, Hold China responsible, International cooperation, international relations, political responsibility, Russia-China relations, world leaders’ statements

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4845	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Votes:	5067
Enchantments Applied:	246	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?