Blame It on the Creeper

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Farms Harvested:	462	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than a sword attack in East London? Look no further! Join our server where the only crashing you’ll experience is crashing into a world of fun and adventure!

Our server is so lit, even Marcus Aurelio Arduini Monzo would want to escape his court appearance to join in on the action. With a samurai style sword in hand, you can battle your way through epic quests and challenges, just like in real life (minus the murder charges, of course).

Forget about the Old Bailey, come to our server and be the hero or villain you’ve always wanted to be. With a bladed article in your inventory, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, you won’t have to worry about nearly severing anyone’s hand, unless it’s a virtual hand in a PvP battle.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

Maria’s Minecraft Server

best idol, Competitive Gaming, fan favorite, Gaming, Gaming Community, Idol, Inkling, long tail tag, Maria, MARIAS, Minecraft, multiplayer, Music, Nintendo, nintendo switch, Pop Star, Server, splatoon, splatoon 2, Squid, video games, Virtual idol, virtual pop star

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Towns Built:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

4chan, anonymous posting, controversial, controversial opinions, controversial topics, Cuckette, forum, insults, internet culture, Irrelevant, meme, message board, Minecraft, Nice Try, offensive language, Online Community, online discussion, retard, Russo board, smp, TheCraftyCreeper, trolling, trolling culture

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Animals Bred:	88
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

UberCraft: No Random Homes

aita, babe, CAR, crazy, different state, DRIVE, financial issues, financial problems, hanging out, home, Homes, likes me, Mall, Manager, never met, Promoted, Random, random guy, Uber, UberCraft, wants to be with me

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6053
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	4530
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

BlockHeadzCraft

arrogance, Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, BlockHeadzCraft, deceitfulness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, lack of professionalism, laziness, Manipulation, rudeness, Selfishness, untrustworthiness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mines Excavated:	2962	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

acquisitions, Armaments, Army, Defense, eastern europe, Equipment, Europe, k9, Military, military procurement, military strength, Minecraft, Mobile Artillery, Modernization, national defense, nato, Poland, PolishCannonCraft, SECURITY, Server, Technology, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2140
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

blocky, BODYGUARD, die for Putin, new documentary, Putins, Russian propagandist, steven seagal, US actor

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Emeralds Found:	3983
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

Gazde Survival

Adventure Exploration Community Collaboration Quests Events Resources Building Economy Wealth Protection Plugins Contests Themed nights Biomes Landscapes Mountains Caves Beaches Creativity, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1766	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Animals Bred:	159	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

-> Rich Biomes: Explore diverse landscapes, from lush forests and towering mountains to mysterious caves and serene beaches.

-> Community-Centric: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players. Collaborate on massive builds, share resources, and embark on thrilling adventures together.

-> Custom Challenges: Test your skills with unique quests and events designed to push your survival abilities to the limit. Earn rewards and showcase your achievements!

-> Grief Protection: Focus on building and exploring with peace of mind. Our advanced protection plugins ensure your creations stay safe from unwanted damage.

-> Economy System: Trade with other players, gather resources, and build your wealth through an engaging economy that encourages collaboration and creativity.

-> Weekly Events: Participate in exciting events, contests, and themed nights that bring the community together for fun and friendly competition.

play.gazde.network

WispRP

brewery system, Community, custom races, Events, faction-based, Medieval, Minecraft, MorePlayerModels Mod, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, WispRP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Farms Harvested:	563	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to WispRP! WispRP is a Minecraft Roleplay server!

185.228.82.14:25726

Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development

#youtube, Active, BetterBusinesses, Businesses, Cheats, Community, Custom, Development, Discord, Economy, gamemode, Great, Griefing, Hacks, java, Jobs, Kindness, Minecraft, optifine, Patreon, Performance Mods, Plugin, PvE, Respect, rules, server ip, Shops, Spamming, Survival, tiktok

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Emeralds Found:	2727	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

BetterBusinesses <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/zelda-totk-news/">Server</a>

BetterBusinesses Server Overview

Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
Discord	Join our Discord server
YouTube	BetterBusinesses YouTube Channel
TikTok	Follow us on TikTok
Patreon	Support us on Patreon

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Thank you for being part of our community!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I run any kind of business on the server?	Yes, our custom business plugin allows you to run any type of business you can imagine.
Are there opportunities to collaborate with other players?	Absolutely! You can create, compete, and collaborate with friends on various business projects.
Can I hire employees for my business?	Yes, you can hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through the business GUI.
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?	While we encourage creativity and innovation in business ideas, please ensure that your business practices adhere to our server rules and promote a positive community environment.

Baby Bump Minecraft Server

baby, bump, Conception, Family Planning, Fatherhood, female fertility, fertility, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Insemination, Jealousy, male fertility, Minecraft, modern relationships, parenthood, Pregnancy, relationships, Reproduction, Server, social commentary, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressure, traditional roles

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s baby-making skills? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate political sperm position where anything can happen.

We’ve got so much drama, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. Watch out for those female friends and their boyfriends – they’ll be giving you side-eye like you’ve never seen before. But hey, at least you’ll have some company while you try to figure out what the heck is going on.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the mysteries of the political sperm position. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected surprises – like, say, two babies in your wife’s belly. You never know what might happen next on our server!

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