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EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste management

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	961	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

best, Board, Characters, debate, disagree, discussion, donatello, dont, Fandom, forum, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Opinions, people, Players, Posting, Preferences, right now, secret, Self-expression, smp, social media, society, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtle

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

adult content ban, algorithm changes, blogging culture, blogging platform, Censorship, Community, Competition, decline in user engagement, facebook, instagram, internet history, microblogging, MineCraftyTumbleOops, Nostalgia, reddit, social media, tumblr, twitter, User-generated content, Yahoo acquisition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

Alimony, court decision, CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer, Divorced, ENTITLEMENT, Financial, gender equality, Indian, Justice, landmark ruling, Legal, maintenance, marital status, Marriage, matrimonial law, Muslim, RIGHTS, rules, Support, SUPREME COURT, Women

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchantments Applied:	216
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!

KurskCraft: No Fear, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, crisis management., current events, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, Events, fear, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, naval incident, News, Political, russia, SECURITY, submarine disaster, Tension, US

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Farms Harvested:	459	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, this place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory!

we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place, and villagers tradin’ diamonds for dirt blocks. it’s a madhouse, i tell ya!

one time, we had this epic battle between a group of players and a herd of zombie chickens. it was cluckin’ chaos, but so much fun!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with treasure chests and traps. it was like somethin’ out of a movie, i swear!

so if you wanna have a blast and laugh your blocky butt off, come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise!

MutantCraft: Portal to Chaos

alternate dimensions, Chaos, chaotic energy dimension, claws, comic books, fast running, genetic mutations, human mutations, Marvel, mutant abilities, mutant powers, mutant society, MutantCraft, Mutants, Optimistic, optimistic view, Portal, portal eyes, superhero team, Superpowers, x-men, X-Men franchise

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

come join our server where you can be a MINECRAFT MUTANT, not like those lame x-men mutants, we’re talking CRAZY mutations like SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM YOUR EYES or GROWING WINGS MADE OF DIAMONDS.

we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment on yourself to unlock new powers, like turning into a CREEPER whenever you get scared or being able to TELEPORT TO THE NETHER just by sneezing.

but be careful, because some mutations can have side effects like turning your skin into obsidian or making you speak in ZOMBIE GROANS.

join now and become the ultimate MINECRAFT MUTANT, because who needs claws when you can have LASER EYES?

Covidian Paranoia: Blocky Politics

AMERICANS, avoidance, blocky, Covid-19 pandemic, Covidian, disgust, distrust, fear, group dynamics, health concerns, infection risks, pandemic response, PARANOIA, partisan divide, Perception, political affiliation, political party, Politics, public opinion, republicans, social behavior, social distancing, Vulnerability, wary

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.

we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?

Crafty Comedy Mine Server

aggression, arab world, Bombing, comedy, Conflict, Crafty, Disrespect, extremism, Flexing, international relations, iran, Islam, Laughter, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, Terrorism, Thread, violence, War Crimes, Weakness

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Animals Bred:	113	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flex harder than anyone else out there! We’re so strong, we make Islam look weak AF. In fact, we’re so powerful that we might as well start indiscriminately bombing cities in Minecraft because no one can stop us! Join us for some explosive fun and show the Arab world who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

DeconstructingDudeMC SMP

Analysis, close reading, critical theory, DeconstructingDudeMC, deconstruction, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary deconstruction, literary devices, literary form, literary genre, literary interpretation, literary structure, literary studies, literary techniques, literary terms, literary theory, Literature, postmodernism, smp, text deconstruction

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Votes:	7220

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Then you need to join our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the ultimate deconstruction experience where nothing is off-limits. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We won’t stop you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of deconstruction. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!