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StinkySteve’s Minecraft Server

affordable products, body odor, budget-friendly hygiene, budgeting, coworker harassment, daily shower, deodorant, entry level job, financial struggles, hygiene, laundry expenses, low-income, mean comments, Minecraft, personal care, prioritizing essentials, self-care, Server, smelling bad, StinkySteves, stretching budget, workplace bullying, workplace discrimination

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	149	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7732	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
New Chunks Explored:	187459	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your natural musk? Do you prioritize food over fancy deodorants? Then join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and food is plentiful! No more judgmental coworkers leaving deodorant on your desk or making snarky comments about your scent. On our server, you can be your stinky, budget-conscious self without fear of ridicule. Plus, we have a special “Gym Locker” scent plugin that will make you feel right at home. So come join us and embrace your inner odor!

WeddingCraft or SiblingCraft

Apology, brother’s wedding, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Grand Canyon proposal, Happiness, hurt feelings, hurtful actions, location, misunderstandings, sharing news, sibling rivalry, SiblingCraft, Timing, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2355	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Star Shards Collected:	201	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4725
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

So, get this – our Minecraft server is like a destination wedding, but without the drama! Just like this crazy story where a couple got engaged at the Grand Canyon after a small wedding, our server is full of surprises and adventures waiting to happen.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds with your friends, without any competitive drama like the one in this story. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Plus, there’s no need to plan around anyone’s wedding – just log in and let the fun begin!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the real world and dive into a world of creativity and excitement, our server is the perfect destination. Just remember, there’s always room for happiness for everyone – especially when you’re building epic structures and battling mobs together. See you there!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2509	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

bedtime, Central Time Zone, christmas, christmas eve, Eastern Time Zone, Festive, holiday, holiday spirit, insomnia, late night, night owls, Relaxation, REST, Santa Claus, Santa needs sleep, Santa’s helpers, Santas, Server, Sleep, Sleepytime, staying up, time zones, tired

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	9322	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Items Found:	6646	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magic Items Found:	2303
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

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Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Bubbles, christmas, Chuubas, doko, doragon, femanon, fig, fortune, Haitei raoyue, Jong, kaavi, Khubie, mahjong, Mayo, MJG, mystic, News, PCG, sources, STREAMS, Threads, Under The Sea, Village, Vtuber, yaku

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4996
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	5696
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5426	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!

CraftmasFamBam

christmas, Communication Issues, CraftmasFamBam, family celebration, family dynamics, first responder, guilt trip, holiday plans, holiday traditions, husband’s family, long drive, not going, passive aggressive, rotating shift, Schedule, social battery, spending time, stressful job, weather concerns, WIBTAH

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6670
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17

Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family of blocky characters who will never guilt trip you for working on Christmas!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!