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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9274 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.
3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!
4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!