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NoobCraft Central – where everyone’s a beginner! #MinecraftMadness #NoobLife #NewbieZone

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the Sisters on this server. Legend has it they are a group of mystical players who can summon rainbows from their fingertips and build entire castles in the blink of an eye. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of them flying around on diamond unicorns, spreading happiness and sparkles wherever they go. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to witness the Sisters in action!

InsaneCraft: Where every crafter is a complete nutjob! Join the madness today!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is as dull as a box of rocks? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where every character you meet is a total nutjob, from the villagers who insist on wearing underwear on their heads to the creepers who break out into spontaneous dance parties. And in the midst of all this chaos, you, the protagonist, must navigate this crazy world and try to keep your sanity intact. Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where you never know what insanity awaits around the corner. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride unlike any other – just don’t forget to bring your straightjacket!

Hunter

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, KitPvP, Magic, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

The Hunter is a fun Minigame and SMP Minecraft Server. With Bedwars, The Bridge, Murder Mystery and a SMP.

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VealyMC

Adrenaline, Anarchy, challenge, Combat, Cross-Play, Environment, Gaming, Immersive, INTENSE, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, skill, strategy, Survival, VealyMC, Victory

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Immerse yourself in an intense and unparalleled combat experience, where skill and strategy are key to victory. On our server, you will find yourself immersed in a world designed specifically to challenge your PvP skills in a closed, adrenaline-filled environment.

vealymc.net:23457

Simply Vanilla Anarchy VS Hypixel

activeplayers, Anarchy, AnarchyExperience, Discordcommunity, EUHosted, ExcellentPing, JoinToday, LargeMapSize, Longevity, Minimalplugins, NetherRoof, Nocheats, Noresets, NorthAmericanPlayers, Playerdriven, Pureanarchy, PvP, Survival, UniqueExperience, Vanilla, Vanillaserver, WorldBorders

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Towns Built:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5769
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Comparison between Hypixel and Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overcrowded with long queues
Wide variety of minigames and activities	Some players may find it too overwhelming
Regular updates and events	Less focus on traditional survival gameplay

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Pros	Cons
Small, close-knit community	Limited player count
Pure vanilla experience with minimal plugins	No anti-cheat system may lead to some hacking
Stable server without resets	May not appeal to players looking for structured gameplay

FAQ

Q: How many players are typically online on Hypixel?

A: Hypixel can have thousands of players online at any given time.

Q: Is hacking or duping allowed on Simply Vanilla Anarchy?

A: No, hacking or duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla Anarchy.

Q: Are there regular server resets on Simply Vanilla Anarchy?

A: No, the server has never been reset and never will be.

PixelPowerPalooza – The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Hey there, fellow epic gamers! Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for White Power Wednesday – that’s right, every Wednesday is a celebration of white power and pride!

Forget about the glow-in-the-dark losers and fed spies, we’re just here to spread hope and raise our racial consciousness. And what better way to do that than by hitting the gym, reading ancient literature, and shooting some guns? Plus, don’t forget to make babies with white women – no shitskins allowed!

On our server, you’ll find a community dedicated to research history, standing up for each other, and rejecting degeneracy. So join us every Wednesday and let’s make Minecraft great again – WHITE POWER, WHITE PRIDE, WORLDWIDE!

And if you need some tunes to get you in the mood, check out our classic playlist here. See you on the server, comrades!

LmaoCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure Server for trendy gamers! #FinalFantasyHype #MinecraftMadness 🎮✨

#CrossRegionDataCenter, #FFXIVMeetups, #finalfantasyxiv, #FinalFantasyXVI, #FinalFantasyXVIcollaboration, #GeneralNews, #InGameEvents, #PvPSeries5, #ReleaseDate, Adventure, blocky, DAWNTRAIL, earlyaccess, endwalker, FinalFantasyHype, freecompanies, Gamers, highlander, Linkshells, LMAOcraft, MEETUPS, MinecraftMadness, moogletreasuretrove, moviemeetups, Resources, Server, trendy, Ultimate, xivg

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! We’ve got Highlanders on the lodestone, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and even a Moogle Treasure Trove hunt for Genesis – because who doesn’t love hunting for mythical treasures while dodging evil monsters?

Join us for our PvP Series 5, where you can battle it out with other players until Patch 7.0 hits. And don’t forget about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test – because why travel in just one region when you can travel across them all?

But wait, there’s more! We have movie meetups where you can watch classics like Mr. Nice Guy and Who Am I? while chilling in the digital world of Minecraft. So come on down and join us for some epic fun and crazy adventures – you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft: Where You Can Release All Your Negatives…in Pixels!

addiction, coping, desire, Guilt, Help, inhibition, mental health, Minecraft, negatives, Negatives…in, Pervs, PIXEL, pixels, porn, Release, self improvement, self-care, self-control, shame, Sperm, Struggle, Support, taboo, temptation, Therapy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	54	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crops Grown:	2368	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

🤣 Are you tired of not being able to release your negatives through your sperm? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, creepers, and more!

Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that you won’t even remember what porn is! Who needs that when you can be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity flow as you explore our virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner diamond-encrusted superhero. 😂🐔🐷 #ReleaseTheNegativesWithSperm #MinecraftMadness

ESCraft

Argonian, Breton, Customraces, Elderscrolls, Elf, Eso, Imperial, Khajiit, morrowind, Nord, oblivion, Orsimer, Races, Roleplay, RPG, Semiroleplay, Skyrim, Survival, Tamriel, Towny, Vampire, Werewolves

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1326
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

ESCRAFT – Elder Scrolls Inspired Minecraft Server

Inspired by the popular series of games, Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind and ESO. This server aims to merge Minecraft and the the universe of Elder Scrolls into one. Carve out your territory in this survival, semi roleplay adventure. Compete in an emerging civilization with a challenging economy and growing obstacles.

Features: Custom Races: Argonian, Breton, Altmer (High Elf), Imperial, Khajiit, Nord, Orsimer (Orc), Bosmer (Wood Elf) Towny: Claim your land to protect it against bandits Custom Map (In development) Player built world (In survival) Challenging economy Vampires & Werewolves Brewery

Come Join us on this amazing adventure and make your mark as an adventurer, explorer, conqueror or bandit chieftain! #Skyrim #ElderScrolls #Minecraft #Vampire #Werewolves #Races #Tamriel #Elf #Khajiit #RPG #SemiRoleplay #Roleplay #CustomRaces #Races

54.39.122.116:25587

BlockyBants: Y U No Good Things Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	556286

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding chickens, villagers breakdancing, and creepers throwing parties! Our server is like a wacky circus where anything goes, from building gigantic cookie monuments to having dance battles with skeletons.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers! Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server. So come on in and embrace the madness – because why have good things when you can have ridiculous things instead?