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Greta’s Revenge Minecraft SMP

BRAINWASHING, conspiracy theories, cyber manipulation, digital deception, Disinformation, extremist groups, Greta Thunberg, Gretas, hate campaigns, internet trolls, jidf, Minecraft, Misinformation, nu/pol, online manipulation, online propaganda, online radicalization, online radicalization tactics, political agendas, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Revenge, smp, social media influence

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the craziest conspiracy theories you’ve ever heard! Join us and become part of the epic battle against the JIDF brainwashing, where you’ll have to team up with Greta herself to take down their evil plans. Who knew that saving the world could be so fun and hilarious? So come on, join us and let’s show those brainwashers what we’re made of!

Greta’s Cute Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the cutest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of adorable baby pandas who will guide you through the wacky world of our server. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of cuteness and craziness like you’ve never experienced before!

PointlessCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, cherishing relationships, close friend, Contentment, feeling unlovable, Happiness, Loneliness, loneliness cycle, loved one, Mediocrity, mindset, Minecraft, overcoming negativity, personal growth, PointlessCraft, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, sibling, treating others well

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the mundane and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your boring microwave meals and lack of close friends.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unlovable or boring because everyone is welcome, no matter how weird or wacky you may be. We’ve got a community of players who are just as quirky and fun-loving as you, ready to embark on outrageous quests and build insane creations together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner goofball shine! Who knows, you might just find the close friend, sibling, or loved one you’ve been searching for in the most unexpected of places – like a blocky world filled with endless possibilities. Don’t be good, don’t be terrible, just be yourself and have a blast!

Bitcorns Minecraft Server: Where mining meets farming!

Bitcorns, Farming, meets, Minecraft, Mining, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	1693
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than Bitcorns! Join us for a virtual adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed.

But that’s not all – on Bitcorns, we have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a broomstick like a witch!

So why wait? Join Bitcorns today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Forever YoungCraft

aging, Aging population, appreciating life, embracing the unknown, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of aging, fear of death, fear of dying, future uncertainty, life and death, life expectancy, living fully, living in the moment, living with purpose, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, mortality realization, mortality reflection, YoungCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	291141
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crops Grown:	3587	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Chimeras Created:	3

join our minecraft server and u will never die tomorrow, next week, next month or next year! we have magical potions that make u immortal in the game, so u can play forever and ever and ever.

also, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of minecraft land. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a dragon while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular dance parties in the virtual town square and weekly costume contests where the winner gets a pet panda to ride around on.

so come join us and never worry about growing old or dying, because on our server, you’ll be young and immortal forever.

Crafty Gunsmiths Minecraft Server

1990s, action, Anime, Bounty Hunters, Car Chases, Chicago, Crafty, crime, detective, explosive action, Fast-paced, Female Protagonists, Guns, gunsmith cats, Gunsmiths, japanese animation, Kenichi Sonoda, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, romance, seinen, Server, Thriller

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Emeralds Found:	5830	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Items Found:	7435	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the romance on this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual love triangle drama with players fighting over who gets to build a heart-shaped house together. We’ve had players propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and even had a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks. It’s like The Bachelor meets Minecraft, you won’t want to miss out on all the lovey-dovey drama! So come join us and find your pixelated soulmate today!

Survival Showdown Minecraft Server

battle, choose, Competition, decision, Defeat, Dilemma, Fight, FINAL, last man standing, Loser, Minecraft, Only One, option, selection, Server, showdown, showdown of the century, Survival, SURVIVE, ultimate showdown, Victory, winner

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	151
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Animals Bred:	165	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the strongest survive! Are you ready to battle it out with other players for dominance? Choose your weapon wisely, whether it’s a diamond sword or a rubber chicken (yes, we have those too).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that a powerful dragon guards the loot, so gather your friends and prepare for an epic quest to claim the riches.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate survivor. Just remember, only one can survive. Which one do you choose?

AuntieCraft: No Thanks!

aunt, AuntieCraft, aunts, baby, campus, Classes, college, Commute, decision, doubt, family, girl, Help, Living, Mother, Moving, Schedule, selfish, Semester, Support, work

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crops Grown:	7488
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your family for not wanting to move in with your aunt and help take care of her kids? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual family!

Join us and create your own virtual aunt who will never ask you to move in and disrupt your college life. Help her take care of her virtual baby girl and older kids in between mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Don’t let your real-life family make you doubt yourself – on our server, you’re the hero of your own story. Plus, the daily commute to and from our server is a breeze, no traffic jams or schedule mess-ups here!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs real-life aunts when you can have a virtual one who respects your boundaries and lets you live your best blocky life?

CraftyCook Minecraft Server

CEREAL, comfort food, convenient, Cook, CraftyCook, Delivery, Dinner, EASY, exhausted, Food, frozen pizza, go-to meal, instant noodles, Lazy, leftovers, microwaveable, Minecraft, pantry meal, Quick, redditors, Server, takeout, tired

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Animals Bred:	165	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of cooking IRL and just want to chill and play some Minecraft? Join our server where the only thing you have to worry about is what block to place next! Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of surviving on virtual food alone. We have a secret recipe for a virtual feast that will leave you full and satisfied without lifting a finger. So come join us and let’s feast like kings in the world of blocks and pixels!

OligarchCraft: $11B Dividends

11B, assets, billionaires, Business, corporate profits, dividends, earnings, Economy, finance, Financial Success, high income, Investments, MONEY, OligarchCraft, oligarchy, PROFITS, russia, Russian oligarchs, shares, stock market, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian dudes, like, billionaires and stuff, made, like, a gazillion dollars in, like, dividends in just over a year. that’s, like, so much money, man. you gotta join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we got russian oligarchs playing with us, and they’re, like, building diamond castles and stuff. it’s, like, crazy, man. you wanna be part of this insane wealth and luxury, right? come join us and be a part of the oligarch gang. we promise you won’t regret it.

HealCraft: No Pain, All Gain

adaptation, biology, Body, Evolution, evolutionary advantage, gain, genetic traits, HealCraft, Healing Process, health, human body, immune system, medical science, natural abilities, Pain, physical health, Regeneration, resilience, Self Healing, self-care, self-repairing capabilities, Survival, wellness

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1350	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

join dis cray cray minecraft server if u want to experience da ultimate adrenaline rush! our world is filled with danger at every turn, from lava pits to creeper explosions to zombie hoardes. but don’t worry, cuz ur body has evolved to have SELF-HEALING ABILITIES! dat’s right, u can jump off a cliff and be back to full health in no time.

imagine da chaos and mayhem as u battle ur friends in epic pvp battles, only to heal up and do it all over again. u’ll be like a superhero with rapid healing powers, unstoppable and invincible.

so come join us on dis server and experience da thrill of living life on da edge, where danger lurks around every corner but u always come out on top. plus, we have free cake on wednesdays. ain’t dat worth it?

NipahBrainBarrierFun

Animal Reservoirs, Blood-Brain Barrier, Brain Infection, DiSRuPtiON, Emerging Infectious Disease, encephalitis, Host Immune Response, Infectious Disease Research, Insights, neurological complications, neurological disorders, Neurotropism, Nipah Virus, Nipah Virus Neurotropism, NipahBrainBarrierFun, Outbreak Investigation, public health, Viral Entry Mechanisms, Viral Pathogenesis, zoonotic disease

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Potions Brewed:	110	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got the most insane adventures eva. like, you can explore the nether and find a secret portal to a dimension full of dancing llamas and flying pigs. and get this, the zombies are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to eat your brains.

oh, and did i mention we have a mini-game where you have to battle a giant chicken with laser eyes? yeah, it’s wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

but the best part is our exclusive event where all the mobs in the game break out into a dance party. creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

so come join us on this server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.