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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8613 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 439 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 90 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!