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Minecraft SMP: Cuck Ignorer

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. But fear not, because we have a team of fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamonds and keep the server safe from poultry tyranny.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot and become the most powerful player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

HangryRoomieStealsFood

apartment, apartment living, Argument, Boundaries, buying food, Chicken Fries, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, food sharing, groceries, grocery run, HangryRoomieStealsFood, Honesty, Labels, misunderstanding, roommate, roommates, sharing food, Trust, zebra cakes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Animals Bred:	153	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	65374

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!

Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?

But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?

So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

CraftyGenZLand

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	1553	Dragon Eggs Found:	6691

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and be a part of the first groundbreaking discovery that will change the world forever – we have uncovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Nether, guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigmen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft: Belarus Border Battle

battle, Belarus, border, border control, Bridge.., Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, kyiv, Military, military deployment, Political, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, Ukrainian border

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even Belarus is sending troops to check it out! Kyiv be out here blowing up bridges just to get a sneak peek at the crazy builds on this server.

We got villagers doing backflips, creepers breakdancing, and pigs flying (literally, we got a mod for that).

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for some new friends to prank. Don’t miss out, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!

Starfall Sanctuary: Where breaking blocks is the only thing we’re good at. Join us now (if you’re over 18)!

anti cheat, blocks, BREAKING, claim system, Community, custom pictures, Economy, Features, Good, Grief Protection, Join, Leaderboards, Minecraft, player head drop., quality of life, Rollback, Sanctuary, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Simplevoicechat, slime chunk, smp, starfall, trial chambers vaults, Version, Youre

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting.

Features:

Exciting Community Project
Diamond based economy with Shopping District
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System
Custom picture importing
Trial Chambers Vaults reset
New Season with fresh map
Quality of Life enhancements

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord to get whitelisted and receive the server IP.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices.
Are there any grief protection measures in place?	Yes, we have Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, and a Claim System to prevent griefing.
Can I import custom pictures into the server?	Yes, you can request to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form.
When do Trial Chambers Vaults reset?	They reset after 2 days, allowing you to come back and try to get your Core.

NoGamesMC Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	160	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and unpredictable that even we don’t know what’s going on half the time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Or how about building a house only to have it randomly explode every time you step inside? It’s like a real-life game of Minesweeper, but with more explosions and llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a battle of wits and feathers, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain the ability to summon an army of chicken minions to do your bidding.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t ask us why it’s called “NO GAMESI DONT KNOW WHY” – we’re still trying to figure that out ourselves!

CraftyCosplayWhores Minecraft SMP

Anime, character portrayal, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay thread, cosplay whores, costume play, CraftyCosplayWhores, creative expression, dressing up, Fandom, FANTASY, Geek Culture, good cosplay, Manga, Minecraft, pop culture, role-play, Sci Fi, smp, video games, Whores, Yesterday

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where everyone cosplays as their favorite mob? Well, look no further because on our server, yesterday was the good cosplay thread where players dressed up as creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! It was a sight to behold, with players sneaking up on each other in their best mob disguises and causing chaos everywhere they went. Join us for the most epic cosplay showdowns and see if you have what it takes to blend in with the mobs!

MILcraftGiftGoneWrong

bride, celebration, Contribution, ENGAGEMENT, engagement dinner, engagement party, Expenses, family, family conflict, family meeting, future mother in law, groom, large gift, MILcraftGiftGoneWrong, Party, Venue, Wedding, Wedding celebration, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Void Gems Collected:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws trying to plan a second wedding for your engagement? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world!

On our server, you can build your dream engagement party venue without spending a dime. Invite all your family members and friends from both sides to meet in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some blocky constraints).

No need to worry about expensive venues or catering costs, because everything is free in Minecraft land! Plus, you can customize every detail to your liking without any interference from pushy mother-in-laws.

So say goodbye to the stress of planning a second wedding and hello to a fun and relaxing time on our server. Who needs a fancy party when you can have a virtual celebration with unlimited possibilities? Join now and let the blocky festivities begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	New Chunks Explored:	114518
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only a group of Minecraft players with questionable sanity can provide.

Our server is like no other – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans (or maybe join them, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all! We also have a group of villagers who have started a boy band and are looking for backup dancers. Can you bust a move like a pro? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

MineGirrlzNoNoz

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, empowerment, gossiping, habits, judgment, MineGirrlzNoNoz, Negativity, reddit, relationships, self improvement, self love, self-care, STOP, Support, wish, Women

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have unicorns roaming the lands, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a dragon, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of candy canes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, all players are required to wear silly hats at all times for maximum fun levels.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!