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Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	99
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

black asian girlfriend, chance, city, destiny, dream, fate, free, free money, free move, Future, Honesty, Hope, House, International, LUCK, MANSION, Minecraft, okinawa, opportunity, relationship, Relocation, Server, twin towns, wikipedia

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	125854
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

BIZARRE, Handy, hidden talent, Mastered, Niche, odd, offbeat, practical, quirky, random skill, SkillfulSMP, special ability, strange, Surprising, talent, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, useless skill, UselessButHandy, weird

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7652
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107

Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	6572	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

#youtube, Activity, Dooby, Doobys, Gators, Jerboa, jumping mouse, Minecraft, October 20, roingus enthusiasts, Server, socials, Station, subscribe, teamates, Thread, train-bound, twitch, twitter, update, Vtuber, Watson

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Runes Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9076	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

bewilderment, confusion, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, Examination, Focus, inquisitive, Intrigue, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Observation, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, scrutiny, smp, STARING, Surveillance, surveillance society, Wonder

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Star Shards Collected:	168	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, guilt tripping, long-term support, Minecraft, mommas, MONEY, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Pit, public confrontation, Server, standing up for yourself, tough love

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Star Shards Collected:	60	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Mother-in-Lawcraft

beauty spot, broken ankle, comfort eating, depression, dress, fat, furious, hurt, husband, Marriage, medication side effects, mental health issues, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, Pain, photos, self esteem, surgeries, Tears, wedding day, weight gain

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3755	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!