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DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

Ascended, Confidence, DateCraft, Dates.., DATING, emotional connection, Finally, get laid, inadequate, Intimacy, Laid, long-term commitment, low effort, low interest, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, smp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

PupperPatrolCraft

age difference, Apology, babying, Context, dog, dog park, Exercise, forecast, Friends, get together, good dog owners, group text, guy, Heat, Hiking, JOKE, older male, Pain, PupperPatrolCraft, response, weather

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

$1CraftLand

1 dollar, 1CraftLand, affordable items, affordable living, bargain hunting, budget shopping, budget-friendly options, cheap products, cost-effective buys, dollar store finds, economic choices, everyday essentials, frugal living, inexpensive purchases, low cost living, money saving tips, one dollar deals, pocket-friendly items, small purchases, thrifty shopping, value for money

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3559
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	211	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like a cup of coffee or a pack of gum? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can get a whole lot more for just 1 dollar! Join us and you’ll have the chance to trade that dollar for a magical unicorn that will protect you from creepers, or a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even buy a ticket to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So why waste your money on mundane things when you can have epic adventures on our server for just a buck? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

awkward, Belarus, border, BorderCraft, celebration, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, Greeting, greetings, independence day, international relations, leadership, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, military deployment, Peace efforts, political tension, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Troops, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!

Dream Valley SMP: Where creepers wear suits and zombies do the floss.

1.21, Adults, CREEPERS, Custom, Discord, dream, floss, Grinding, Join, Minecraft, mod, Pack, Server, smp, Suits, Valley, voice mod, wear, Whitelist, zombies

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Votes:	2987
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Endless Night Skies:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Custom Mod Pack Version	Minecraft 1.21
Age Requirement	18+
Communication	Voice mod in the server and Discord
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above and open a ticket to get whitelisted.
What is the minimum age requirement?	18+
Is there any voice communication in the server?	Yes, there is a voice mod in the server for communication.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends who meet the age requirement.

NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

Android, asuka, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, EVANGELIONMYSG24, EVANGEVAKA, Game Download, Gatekeeper, Ios, leona, Mari, Minecraft, Naga, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, NIKKEX, PC, Rei, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Unit-01 going berserk? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Evangelion collaboration experience! Join now and experience the chaos of YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, where you’ll have to battle angels and build your own NERV headquarters.

But that’s not all, we have Full Burst Day every weekend where everything explodes in a burst of excitement! And don’t miss out on our Union Raid event where you team up with other players to take down the toughest enemies.

And the special recruits? Asuka Shikinami Langley is waiting for you to join her squad, along with a free SR Misato Katsuragi! Plus, upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on exclusive costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date or Asuka, Rei, and Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And coming soon, Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass will have you roaring with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the Evangelion world like never before. And don’t forget to use the secret codes for extra rewards, because why not? Join now and let’s get building, EVA pilots!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm

68579946, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, fix her, ftt, lewds, Minecraft, Realm, schlickin, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’! Join us in our quest to build the biggest, most epic fap castle the world has ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?

So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!

LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server

Afford, condition, damaged, DIRTY, handheld vacuum, high grass, Iron, Kids, Late, lawn mower, LawnMowerLender, leaking, Lending, Minecraft, Motor, Neighbour, pay check, RETURNS, Server, single mum, squeegee, sticky substance, suction, weeks later

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!

Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.

Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?

SockSwapCraft

athletes foot, body odor, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, daily hygiene, foot odor, healthy habits, hygiene, laundry habits, partner disagreements, personal hygiene, Personal preferences, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, sensitive topics, setting boundaries, smelly socks, SockSwapCraft, stinky feet

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1084	Villages Defended:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a pair of clean socks? Well, look no further! Join our server for some stinky fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like the smell of your partner’s feet. But don’t worry, we won’t ignore your hygiene needs like he does! We offer deodorizers for your virtual socks and showers that actually work.

Unlike your partner, we encourage changing your socks daily and washing your feet regularly. Say goodbye to the stench of athletes foot and hello to the sweet smell of victory in our Minecraft world.

Join us and experience the power of clean socks and fresh linens. And don’t worry, we won’t hit you with any Tolkien-esque paragraphs about foot hygiene. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where basic hygiene is a core value.

So come on over and leave the stink behind. Your partner may not appreciate your requests for cleanliness, but we sure do! See you in the game, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition.

ComaCraft: Where Creepers are Friends

2010, changes, Coma, ComaCraft, CREEPERS, disbelief, Friends, Future, Healthcare, life updates, medical advancements, miracles, News, progress, Recovery, Science, shock, Surprising, Technology, time travel, unexpected, waking up, world events

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Imagine waking up from a 10-year coma and finding out that the world has changed so much, but the most mind-blowing news you hear is about this epic Minecraft server! Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and singing villagers. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride on the backs of giant chickens as you explore the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving zombies who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that somewhere in the depths of the server lies a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and show that coma survivor just how much the world has changed – for the better!