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WeddingCraft: No BYOW for Stepmom

000 wedding, 6’5, Beer, BYOW, Calm, Chardonnay, Cheap, cooler, expensive, Legality, liquor, open bar, outside alcohol, signature cocktails, specialty wine, step mother, stepmom, Unglued, Venue, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wine

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of your stepmom thinking she can just bring her own fancy Chardonnay to your wedding? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life weddings! Our open bar has unlimited virtual signature cocktails, beer, wine, and liquor – and guess what? You can bring your own Chardonnay and no one will bat an eye!

We have a special virtual venue where you can throw a $65,000 wedding without breaking the bank. And don’t worry about legality – in our Minecraft world, you can bring in as much outside alcohol as you want (as long as it’s virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life wedding drama behind! Plus, you never know when a virtual stepmom might try to sneak in some virtual wine in her virtual purse – it’s all part of the fun!

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

blockcraft, Climax, Communication, Connection, desire, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, mutual pleasure, Passion, physical connection, Pleasure, role-play, romance, satisfaction, Server, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world shake and quake like never before? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers, guaranteed to make you scream with excitement (and maybe a little bit of fear).

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Our community is full of players who are always ready to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

So, what’s one thing you always do during sex? Well, on our server, you’ll be doing things you never thought possible in Minecraft. Get ready to unleash your inner blocky beast and conquer the virtual world like a true legend. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

BlockBusterLaughs

best comedy movies, BlockBusterLaughs, comedic genius, comedy, comedy classics, Comedy film, Funny Moments, funny movie, gut-busting laughs, hilarious, humor, humor for days, laugh out loud, Laughter, movie night, movie recommendations, must watch comedy, rib-tickling comedy, side-splitting humor, top comedy films, uproarious comedy

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mines Excavated:	3987
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a comedian in disguise! Join us for non-stop laughter and hilarious antics as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From epic prank wars to spontaneous dance parties, this server is guaranteed to have you in stitches 24/7. So come on, join the funniest Minecraft server in the universe and let the laughter never end!

Blocky Kremlin Minecraft Server

blocky, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, detained, detention, eastern europe, filter, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, occupied regions, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Special Units, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have moscow special units filtering out all the ukrainians in the game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CraftyCaptives: FemSoldierFrenzy

Captivity, captivity images, captivity photos, captivity photos release, captivity release, Conflict, CraftyCaptives, early days, families, female soldiers, female soldiers in captivity, FemSoldierFrenzy, Hostage, hostage families, hostages, Military, Military Families, photos, Release, soldiers, War, women in military

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	942
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN HOSTAGE FAMILIES ARE RELEASIN’ PHOTOS OF 5 FEMALE SOLDIERS FROM EARLY DAYS OF CAPTIVITY JUST TO GET A TASTE OF DA ACTION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! THESE SOLDIERS WERE PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER WHEN THEY GOT KIDNAPPED AND NOW THEIR FAMILIES WANNA JOIN TOO! IF THAT AIN’T A SIGN OF A GOOD TIME, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

EchoCraft: Singing with Myself

(Audio), creativity, echo, echocraft, harmonising, History, innovation, invention, Layering, Music, Musical, overdubbing, Performance, production, recording, singing, Sound, Studio, Technique, Technology, vocals

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, yo. It’s like a party up in here, with pigs flying and creepers breakdancing.

We got diamond blocks growing on trees and villagers doing the cha-cha slide.

One time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of cake.

And don’t even get me started on the time a group of players teamed up to defeat a dragon with nothing but wooden pickaxes.

Join us on dis server and let’s make some memories that will make you say, “Wait, did that really happen?”

FarmersGoneWildMC

agriculture, alcohol consumption, Awareness, binge drinking, coping mechanisms, Farmers, FarmersGoneWildMC, high levels, Interventions, mental health, mental healthcare, Prevention, resilience, Rural, seeking help, stigma, stress, study, Support, U.S, University of Georgia

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecrafters! Do you wanna join the most lit server out there? Well, let me tell you about this cray cray server that will blow your mind!

So get this, our server is so epic that even farmers are joining in on the fun! According to a study, one in five U.S. farmers are ditching their tractors and joining our server to binge drink and relieve stress. That’s right, forget about planting crops, come plant some blocks with us instead!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about promoting resilience and reducing the stigma of seeking mental healthcare. So not only will you have a blast building and exploring, but you’ll also be taking care of your mental health at the same time. It’s a win-win situation, my dudes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get drunk on creativity together, fam!

FOOGERRO

Clans, ConstantUpdates, Creative, Donation perks, Factions, FOOGERRO, Friendly staff, Friendlycommunity, games, hacker prevention, Minecraft, Minigames, Network, Notpaytowin, Other, Parkour, pay to win, Plugins, PvP, Server, Updates

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Farms Harvested:	162	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Runes Activated:	4

A new network with constant updates, friendly staff, multiple games and new games often! We strive to be your favorite Minecraft network to play on. Our donation perks are not pay to win and our hacker prevention plugins are updated constantly.

FOOGERRO.NET:8192

YuruYuriCraft – Your Happy Place Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, comedy, cute, Entertainment, Friends, friendship, Girls, Happy, high school, humor, injustice, japanese, Laughter, lighthearted, Manga, Minecraft, Place, school life, series, Server, slice of life, television, Yuru Yuri, YuruYuriCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	567	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules? Join our server and become the ultimate rebel! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge unsuspecting noobs to dance-offs. So why did her friends allow this injustice? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Join now and unleash your inner chaos!

V4Minecraft – The Ultimate Block Party!

Abi Kadabura, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, anniversary, Arya Kuroha, asmr, Biscotti, BLOCK, Bonnie Barkswell, brave, Brave US branch, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), drawing contest, globie, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, manju plush, merch, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Party, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sensei plush, Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, twitch, twitter, Ultimate, useful links, V4M_plus, V4Minecraft, V4Mirai, V4Mirai General, VSMP, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that is so lit, it’s basically on fire! Join us for the First ASMR Class Edition where you can chill with Crystalis, Abi Kadabura, Serina Maiko, and more!

But wait, there’s more! We have Petalight ASMR races, drawing contests, and even an anniversary celebration with merch that will make your head spin! And guess what? We’ve been invited to the Minecraft VSMP server, where the shenanigans are off the charts!

Don’t miss out on the fun with globie, Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, and all the other Brave EN groups. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!