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Gacha Slutposting Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of just lurking around waiting for a gacha slut to show up? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! We’ve got all the sexy gacha girls from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, Nikke, Honkai: Star Rail, Girls’ Frontline, Neural Cloud, Arknights, and more!

Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!

StoryMine Survival without donation Minecraft server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	7975	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

4.storymine.ru

No Fap November Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t test your willpower? Look no further, because our server is so addicting, it’ll make you question if you’ve lost No Fap November just by logging on! With epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with the game as you are, you’ll never want to log off. Join us and see if you have what it takes to resist the temptation of our awesome server – but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop!

Champion of Minecraft SMP: The TNT Explosions – They blow up the competition with their explosive skills!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends in epic PvP matches, building the most outrageous structures, and embarking on quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Bleach Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Orihime has mysteriously ballooned up to twice her size! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind her sudden weight gain and maybe even help her shed those extra pounds. But beware, there are rumors of a secret cake dungeon that may have something to do with it… So come join us for a hilariously fat-tastic adventure like no other!

Is he really THAT good? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
New Chunks Explored:	922013	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Animals Bred:	83
Divine Spears Created:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but we won’t tell if you do).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than MAGAA (Minecrafters Against Griefing and Anarchy)! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we fight against the evil forces of griefers and anarchists in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.

Ron Paul Coin Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Items Found:	8203	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Our base is so epic that it’s been raided twice in one day – now that’s what we call a challenge!

Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Subantarctic Criminal Deportation Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and help us deport all our criminals to the subantarctic islands! Not only will you be doing a public service, but you’ll also get to witness some epic battles between the criminals and the penguins. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a creeper try to survive in the freezing cold? Join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Lost Minecraft SMP Rewatch

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ores Mined:	4087
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only plot holes you’ll find are the ones you dig yourself into! Join us as we embark on nonsensical adventures like trying to tame creepers or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.

So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!