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Pants Cummer Minecraft SMP

#revelation, arousal, bodily functions, confusion, Cum, Cummer, Cumming in your pants, Green Women, humor, Innocence, metaphor, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pants, power, sexual awakening, Sexuality, shock, Slang, smp, Surprise, taboo, unexpected, unexpected pleasure, urban legend

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Void Gems Collected:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	6198	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

CraftyMH17Downfall

Accountability, anniversary, Aviation, Conflict, CraftyMH17Downfall, downing, EU, families, international relations, investigation, Justice, memorial, MH17, plane crash, Remembrance, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Tragedy, tragedy anniversary, Victims, world news

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	12

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE, JUST LIKE WHEN RUSSIA DOWNED THAT PLANE BUT WAY LESS TRAGIC HAHAHA. WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “DODGE THE CREEPER” WHERE YOU GOTTA AVOID EXPLODING GREEN DUDES, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AVOIDING BLAME FOR MH17. ALSO, WE HAVE A “BUILD A GIANT STATUE OF PUTIN” CONTEST, BECAUSE WHY NOT? COME JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME AND MAYBE LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT INTERNATIONAL POLITICS, OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS. LOL.

FloatyVisionCraft

anatomy, Body, eye anatomy, eye care, eye conditions, eye disorders, eye examination, eye examination techniques, eye floaters, eye health, eye problems, eye symptoms, EyeSight, floaters in eyes, FloatyVisionCraft, health, Medical, ophthalmology, Optical, vision, visual disturbances

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22

so, like, imagine if you could see inside your body, like, without even needing a doctor or whatever. that’s, like, the vibe of this minecraft server, bro. we got all these crazy eye floaters that let you, like, explore your insides and stuff. it’s, like, a whole new level of self-discovery, man.

join our server and, like, unlock the mysteries of your own anatomy. who needs x-rays when you got eye floaters, amirite? plus, like, you can use them to, like, spy on other players and stuff. it’s, like, the ultimate sneak attack, bro.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of eye floater exploration. who knows what you’ll discover inside yourself or, like, someone else. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

NasoCancerCraft

antibodies, antibody testing, Cancer prevention, cancer screening, Chinese adults, Chinese population, diagnostic testing., early detection, epidemiology, Epstein-Barr Virus, Healthcare, Medical research, NasoCancerCraft, nasopharyngeal carcinoma, oncology, prospective evaluation, public health, Relevance, tumor markers, viral diseases, viral infections

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A VIRUS BUT IN A GOOD WAY, LIKE EPSTEIN-BARR BUT NOT REALLY! COME JOIN US AND DETECT SOME CRAZY NASOPHARYNGEAL CARCINOMA IN CHINESE ADULTS! WE GOT ANTIBODIES AND STUFF, IT’S LIKE A MYSTERY GAME BUT WITH MINECRAFT! WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU’LL FIND, MAYBE A HIDDEN TREASURE OR A GIANT NASOPHARYNX MONSTER! ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS TO JOIN US NOW! LET’S GET WEIRD AND SAVE LIVES, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

Vanilla Habits (BEDROCK SUPPORT) (CROSS PLATFORM) (1.21)

1.21, Active, bedrock, Bedrock Support, Create, cross-platform, Crossplatform, Discord, enchance, Explore, Features, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, invite friends, Minecraft, Peaceful, players heads, Public, smp, solo world, Survival, Talk, text, Toxicity, Vanilla, Vanilla Habits, VanillaHabits

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9862	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Vanilla Habits

Server IP: 198.244.176.19:25618(bedrock Support)

About Server: VanillaHabits is a of course NEW vanilla, peaceful and friendly server for youand your friends to come explore,create and enjoy. Toxicity, greifing and hacking are not allowed in server to allow players to have the most peaceful experience.

Features: We Have a few features to enchance your fun yet keep the minecraft vanilla, Our server Has bedrock support so you can invite friends to explore with ! in addition to that we also have TEXT that appears on players heads when typing in chat:D

The Server was meant to be for my solo world but decided to make public foranyone who needs a world to play alone or with anyone, i hope we can create an active and fun place for everyone to enjoy 😀 feel free to come online and talk to me and any of my friends.

Discord link : discord.gg/hwMKUN4ERhServer IP: 198.244.176.19:25618

198.244.176.19:25618

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

colloquialisms, CraftyCreeper, cultural expressions, cultural heritage, cultural identity, deep meaning, existential questions, idiomatic expressions, introspective language, Language, linguistic diversity, long tail tags, meaning of life, Minecraft, Native Tongue, philosophical concepts, profound thoughts, Server, Slang, traditional sayings, unique expressions, unique phrases

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2480
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Ores Mined:	3351

Do you ever find yourself pondering the meaning of life while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential questions! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that speaks in only the most bizarre and unique expressions from around the world. Who needs a philosophy class when you can learn the secrets of the universe while mining diamonds and battling creepers? So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of life… in ur cunt!

PissAndShitMC Server

comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, meme, Millennials, millennials entertainment, millennials funny, millennials humor, millennials internet, millennials jokes, millennials laughter, millennials meme, millennials social media, millennials viral, PissAndShitMC, Server, social media, viral

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1132	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn and fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make you piss and shit yourself with laughter!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your pants off (literally)!

CraftySpender Minecraft Server

arrogance, brand names, college student, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation resolution, CraftySpender, defending oneself, family, family dynamics, financial struggles, hidden struggles, judgment, luxury, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal finance, relationships, Server, thrift shopping, thrifted items, wealth, wealth disparity

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	110	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on thrifting and trolling Marie! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and throwing shade at those who think they’re too good for thrifted treasures.

Immerse yourself in a world where Marie’s expensive taste is no match for our budget-friendly creativity. Show off your thrift shop finds and let’s see who can rock the best “leftovers from others” look.

Don’t be afraid to speak your mind and stand up for what’s right, just like our fearless player who put Marie in her place. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so full of drama and thrift store sass?

So come on, join us and let’s show Marie that being wealthy doesn’t mean you have good taste – sometimes, it just means you have a lot of money to waste on overpriced bags. See you in the game!

SisLiesMC: DaughterDramaGone

acne, aita, anger, angry messages, babysit, Comments.., DAUGHTER, daughter’s comments, DaughterDramaGone, exclusion, family, family drama, lying.., parents, punishment, relationship, sibling rivalry, SisLiesMC, sister, sister kicked out, work

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	59
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Need a break from your sister who mooches off you and causes drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build a fortress to keep her out or team up with other players to take her down in epic battles.

Tired of your parents constantly meddling in your business and taking sides? On our server, you make the rules! Build a kingdom where you’re the king and your parents can’t tell you what to do.

Join now for a drama-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	300
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.