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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

LoliCraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of loli madness! Join us for epic quests, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans with our adorable loli NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous loli ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks and earn her respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most coveted loli pets in all of Minecraft. From tiny fairy loli to fierce dragon loli, you’ll never run out of adorable companions to accompany you on your adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most loli-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for flying cupcakes and rainbow explosions along the way.

Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

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Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Gentleman348MCQ&A

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Join our Minecraft server and ask a gentleman with 348 million wives anything you want! Don’t worry, he’s a pro at multitasking. Plus, we’re all working together to build omnicities in Greenland – because who needs just one city when you can have a whole bunch?! Come join the fun and let’s create some epic builds together!

EliteBreweryMC

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Join our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!

Armpit Core Minecraft SMP Games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic armpit core games like “Pit of Doom” where you have to navigate through a maze filled with smelly armpits to reach the treasure at the end. Or how about “Stink Bomb Battle” where you have to fend off your opponents with stink bombs made from fermented potatoes? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why wait? Join now and get ready to get your armpits in gear!

Two State Solution Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can build your dream world without any limitations? Look no further than our server, where we offer a “Two state solution” to all your Minecraft needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!

Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have not one, but TWO Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of diversity anywhere else.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?

StoryMine Survival WITHOUT PVP server Minecraft

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What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Pointless Watcher Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with talentless, envy-filled players? Look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Holos, the ultimate Minecraft master! Join us if you want to be cool, edgy, and avoid all the drama of talent-freedom whores. Plus, we have epic stories of Holos defeating dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true greatness of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic The Hedgehog/ – General

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest trailers to crossover miniseries with DC that will continue until 2026.

But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!

If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026

Busy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being too busy to game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time literally stops when you log on! That’s right, you can play for hours on end without worrying about real life responsibilities. Need to finish that report for work? Just hop on our server and pretend like it doesn’t exist! Your boss will never know.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?

Can’t we all just monitor each other’s online activity… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone minds their own business? Well, look no further because on our server, we take monitoring each other’s online activity to a whole new level!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).

Kamala’s Queendom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with shitty men who won’t vote for Queen Kamala? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where Queen Kamala rules with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword) and all the shitty men are banished to the Nether realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).

So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Holy Grails Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
New Chunks Explored:	262269	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ores Mined:	6512
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6943
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crops Grown:	6659	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Buildings Constructed:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Items Found:	1777
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchantments Applied:	247
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Star Shards Collected:	55
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7749	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	171	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

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