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LabRatCraft: Where experiments are more fun than 5% effective drugs!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shenanigans, bro! We be testin’ out new drugs on animals like mice and rats before we test ’em on players like you! It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

We got some insane results from these animal studies, man. Like, did you know that only 5% of the therapies tested on animals actually end up as human drugs? It’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of trial and error, but hey, that’s what makes it so exciting, right?

So if you wanna be part of this wacky adventure, come join our Minecraft server and see what kind of mind-blowing creations we can come up with! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next guinea pig… I mean, test subject, to discover the next big thing in the world of Minecraft! Let’s get weird, baby!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3448
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Farms Harvested:	845
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Enchantments Applied:	244	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled dungeon. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a petting zoo filled with explosive sheep that are just dying to meet you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot in a giant maze guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (and a serious case of the munchies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

ExpeditionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, it’s time to dab on Ubishit and join our epic server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil llamas. But fear not, for this player had the power of a magical diamond sword that shot out rainbow lasers! With their trusty sidekick, a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, they defeated the llamas and became the hero of the server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Dab on Ubishit and join us today for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Doggy Duty Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	272083
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

🐶🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of compromise and pet ownership? Look no further! Join our server where we understand the struggles of balancing dog walking duties with the desire to just chill at home.

Our server is perfect for those who love dogs but also love their lazy days. We believe in sharing the responsibilities of pet care, so you won’t be stuck walking the dog every day while your partner kicks back and relaxes.

Just like in relationships, our server is all about compromise and communication. We’ll help you navigate the tricky waters of pet ownership and ensure that both you and your partner are happy and fulfilled. Join us now for a doggone good time! 🐾🤪 #MinecraftMadness

MomzillaInvasion: FairPlayTime

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	184	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	176	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family bonding time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for mother-daughter dates, where you can catch up with your loved ones and build epic structures together.

But beware, we have a strict rule – no DILs allowed! That’s right, we don’t want any pretend sisters crashing our mother-daughter parties. We believe in keeping it real and keeping the family bond strong.

And if you’re feeling left out of a family trip, don’t worry! Just give us a call and we’ll make sure you get that invite. After all, fair is fair, right? Join our server now and experience the drama, the laughs, and the ultimate family bonding experience like never before!

GovtFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Are you tired of your current government failing you at every turn? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft server, the only failure you’ll experience is failing to have enough fun! Join us and escape the clutches of your incompetent rulers as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a government when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? So come on over and join us, where the only thing failing is gravity when you’re building a sky-high castle!

BlockyMythBusters

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Buildings Constructed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground club run by a group of mischievous villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the trees).

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Debt2Growth Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Greece paying off all their debts early – totally unexpected and mind-blowing! Imagine mining for diamonds and BAM, you’re debt-free like Greece, yo! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a financial miracle mixed with some crazy farm animals. So come join us and experience the unexpected awesomeness!

PutinCraft: Kim’s Kremlin Adventure

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	584785
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Potions Brewed:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

lol imagine putin showing up in north korea like “hey guys, just here to chill with kim jong-un and maybe build a sick minecraft castle together” 🤣 join our server and maybe you’ll get to meet putin too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocky fun! come build, mine, and battle your way to the top with us! 🤪🚀🔥 #putininminecraft #northkoreavisits #blockyadventures

VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

join dis epic minecraft server where pregnant women who have been vaccinated against covid-19 are less likely to have a caesarean section or experience hypertension, just like in dis study! our server is like a magical vaccine that protects u from all da bad stuff in da game. we evaluated da effectiveness of COVID vaccinations for pregnant women and found dat dey had increased risks associated with da virus, but not on our server! come join us and have a safe and healthy pregnancy in Minecraft land. who knew vaccines could be so lit in a blocky world? come build, survive, and thrive with us!