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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5388 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
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why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.
rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?
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