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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5735 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.
And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!