great retard moment – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Korean Dream Realm 1.21.1
1.21.1, beauty practices, beauty standards, cultural norms, dream, feet aesthetics, feet in Korean culture, foot appearance, foot beauty, foot care, foot care routine, foot care tips, foot health, foot hygiene, Korean, korean beauty, Korean beauty standards, Korean beauty trends, korean culture, Korean feet, perception of feet, personal opinions, Realm, traditional beauty practices
This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of dancing potatoes.
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of cheese.
We have more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection, so come mine to your heart’s content.
Our community is as friendly as a pack of puppies on a sugar high, so get ready to make some new best friends.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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MarriedGamer Minecraft Server
Communication, console gaming, Differences, Emotional support, gaming pc, germany, hobbies, homesickness, Individuality, interests, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, MarriedGamer, Minecraft, PC Gaming, personal happiness, relationships, Server, Support, validation, video games
Are you tired of being judged for wanting to play video games as a married woman? Do you need a place where you can game in peace without someone questioning your life choices? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual fun. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and unleash your creativity without anyone telling you it’s a waste of time.
Forget about the haters and naysayers, here you can be yourself and game to your heart’s content. Who needs a husband who doesn’t understand the joy of gaming when you have a whole community of fellow gamers who have your back?
So come on over and join our server, where being a wife and future mom doesn’t mean you have to give up on your gaming dreams. Let’s show the world that being a gamer is not a crime, it’s a lifestyle!

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MotherInLawGoneWild
Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication breakdown, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, decision paralysis, family dynamics, family relationships, family visits, guest etiquette, Hospitality, in-law relationships, living arrangements, mother-in-law, MotherInLawGoneWild, personal space, wedding planning, wedding stress
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy mother-in-law drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from decision paralysis and wedding planning nightmares.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget all about saving face and family obligations.
So come on over and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Say goodbye to your mother-in-law and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!

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Skillz4SMP: Redstone Prodigy
Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, goal-setting, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, networking, personal growth, problem solving, Prodigy, Redstone, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, Stress Management, Time management
Bro, have you ever heard of this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the dopest place to be, like seriously. You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events. Like, one time we had a chicken riding contest and it was wild, bro. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig, trust me.
But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have this secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a treasure hunt every day, trying to find where we stashed all our loot. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with llamas. It was hilarious, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and learn some mad skills like chicken riding and llama pranking, you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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LonelyCraft
abandoned cities, Apocalypse, deserted planet, Despair, eerie silence, empty streets, empty world, existential crisis, Exploration, fear, ISOLATION, last human, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, new beginning, post-apocalyptic, self reliance, solitude, surreal experience, Survival, uncertainty
Imagine waking up on our Minecraft server and finding out you’re the last player in the world! But don’t worry, you’re not alone because our server is filled with wacky NPCs like talking cows and dancing zombies.
Join our server for the chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure chocolate and ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep.
But be careful, because the evil Ender Dragon is plotting to steal all the cake in the world! Only you can stop him by completing ridiculous quests like finding the lost potato of power or taming a wild creeper.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate hero in a world where anything is possible (and totally bonkers)!

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CraftyPearsonLandings
aircraft landing, airport incident, airport operations, airport procedures, airport protocol, airport response team, airport security, aviation incidents, aviation safety, CraftyPearsonLandings, emergency landing, emergency preparedness, emergency procedures, emergency response, flight emergency, Pearson airport, Pearson International Airport, Plane landing, Toronto, Toronto emergency services, Toronto News
LOLz come join dis amazin minecraft server where we make planes land in Toronto’s Pearson airport all da time! we gotz emergency situations happenin left and right, itz a thrill ride like no other! come join us for da chaos and craziness, you won’t regret it! Plus, our runway is made of diamonds so you can mine while you wait for da next plane to land! Join now for a wild ride you won’t find anywhere else!

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Cell Craft: Protein Fit Discovery
ai, ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, Cell, cell biology, computational biology, Craft, data analysis, discovery, drug development, drug discovery, fit, hidden rules, interior design, molecular design, new tool, pharmaceutical research, predictive modeling, protein, protein fitting, protein function, protein interactions, protein structure, proteins
come join our minecraft server where we have AI that reveals hidden interior design rules of the cell! yep, you heard it right, we got proteins fitting in places you never knew existed. this ain’t your average drug discovery, this is next level stuff. who needs boring old science when you can play minecraft and learn about cells at the same time? join now and uncover the mysteries of the universe, one block at a time.

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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

Adventures, Anticheat, close to vanilla, Experience, fair footing, Griefing, History, java edition, Land Claims, Open, player freedom, Players, PvP, quality of life changes, Server, Stable server performance, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, World Resets

Server Information

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.

[💻] Stable server performance.

[🌎] No world resets. Ever.

[🍪] Minor quality of life changes.

[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.

[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims or protections are not permitted on our server.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been wiped since the server’s founding.
Are there economy plugins?	No, we do not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.1
1.20.1, CH, Cheese lover, Cheese puns, Cheesed to meet you, Cheesy, cheesy greeting, cheesy humor, cheesy introduction, Cheesy jokes, cheesy puns, dairy, Ethereal, Food, funny, Greeting, humor, introduction, Meeting, play on words, pun, Realm, Social Interaction
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a cheese dream come true!
We got cows that poop out blocks of cheese instead of milk, like what even is reality anymore?
And the creepers? Oh man, they explode into a shower of nacho cheese Doritos, it’s a snack attack every time you see one!
Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a giant block of Swiss cheese flying around breathing fire that smells like melted cheddar.
So come on, join us and let’s get cheesy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

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MineCraftyDebtCollectors Server
Agenda, CAR, Cash, Conversation, Driving, entitled, Envelope, expensive, family, instructor, insurance, lessons, MineCraftyDebtCollectors, MONEY, Need, parents, perspective, pissed, screaming, Server, SOLD
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of unexpected gifts like cars that you can’t even drive! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no surprise car insurance bills.
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your parents selling your virtual car without warning. In fact, we encourage you to drive as many pixelated vehicles as you want, without the pressure to actually learn how to drive in real life.
Imagine a world where you can take your anger out by building a virtual replica of the car your dad sold, only to drive it off a cliff and watch it explode in a glorious display of blocky fireworks. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So come join us and let out all your frustrations in a safe and hilarious environment. Who needs a real car when you can have a Minecraft car that never runs out of gas or gets sold behind your back? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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