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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8083 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 1604 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 9155 |
Potions Brewed: | 31 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.