Grassmarket Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KiltedDadGraveyard

10. family tartan, 11. cultural heritage, 12. sibling disputes, 13. funeral arrangements, 14. honoring dad, 15. respecting wishes, 16. French-Canadian ancestry, 17. Catholic cemetery, 18. burial traditions, 19. sentimental value, 2. burying dad, 20. family dynamics, 3. kilt, 4. family heirloom, 5. JC Penny suit, 6. expensive burial, 7. family traditions, 8. special occasion attire, 9. Scottish descent, aita, KiltedDadGraveyard

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ores Mined:	2957	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone says no to burying their dad in a kilt? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the kilt-wearing spirit! Join us for outrageous adventures where we honor family heirlooms, defy expensive suit traditions, and fulfill dad’s dream of being fed to the sharks (sorry, dad, the Catholic cemetery won’t allow it). Plus, with our Scottish descent and family tartan, you’ll feel right at home in your virtual kilt. So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make dad proud in the most lolzy way possible!

RespawnWishList

Activists, Actors, artists, athletes, Celebrities, famous personalities, Heroes, Historical figures, Icons, influential people, innovators, inspirations, Leaders, Legends, Musicians, politicians, pop culture icons, RespawnWishList, role models, scientists, Who do you wish was still alive, Writers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/400	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing alive is the occasional creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back all your favorite historical figures to life! That’s right, imagine building a castle with Julius Caesar or going on a mining adventure with Cleopatra. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles you can have with Abraham Lincoln and Genghis Khan. Join us now and bring history back to life in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server

6 year old girl, Animals, assault, Attack prevention, Awareness, brave, children, CraftyMonkey, crime, foils, HEROIC, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, man, Minecraft, Monkey Attack, News, Protection, rape, Safety, Server, times of india

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/300	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	9884
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!

one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!

so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!

BorderBreachersMC

airborne forces, airborne troops, border security, BorderBreachersMC, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military operation, national defense, penetrate, political tensions, russia, Russian border, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	7442
Zombie Dances:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Yo, dis server be like Ukrainian airborne forces straight up infiltratin’ the Russian border, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy adventure where you gotta sneak past enemy lines and build epic bases to protect yo loot. We got explosions, secret missions, and even a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon (not really, but it sounds cool, right?). So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server be lit AF!

Monogatari & Monster Minecraft Server

action, adaptation, Adventure, Anime, comedy, cult classic, Drama, Edition, FANTASY, Fiction, japanese, light novel, Minecraft, Monogatari, Monogatari Series, Monster, Mystery, Off & Monster, Popular, romance, Season, Server, Supernatural, We Love Snake

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/900	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	138
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner snake and slither our way to victory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly trained snake charmers who have mastered the art of pixelated serpents. They will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their snake-like wisdom and cunning.

Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Snake Queen, who can summon a legion of deadly cobras to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path. Plus, she gives out free snake hugs to all new players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground snake lair where you can challenge other players to epic snake battles. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Snake Champion? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to embrace your inner snake and slither your way to glory! Remember, on our server, we don’t just love snakes – we ARE snakes!

””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

child’s play, cinch, EASY, Effortless, Minecraft, no difficulty, no hassle, no problem, no sweat, no trouble, not challenging, not complicated, not hard, Peasy, piece of cake, plain sailing, Simple, smooth sailing, smp, Snap, straightforward, uncomplicated, walk in the park

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/400	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

BlockBuddies SMP

aromatherapy, BlockBuddies, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Emotional support, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress relief, taking a walk, talking to a friend

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/100	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground roller coaster that only works when you’re having a bad day! Just hop on, scream your heart out, and watch all your worries disappear as you zoom through the caves at breakneck speeds. Plus, rumor has it that the roller coaster is haunted by a friendly ghost who will tell you jokes to cheer you up. So come join us and let the laughter and thrills wash away all your troubles!

Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

advice, blocktopia, Business, growth mindset., hindsight, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life reflections, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	285
Crops Grown:	4188	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Celeb Server

Before Sunrise, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Conversations, Crafty, cult classic, Edition, ethan hawke, european cinema, film, Hollywood, indie film, Julie Delpy, love story, Movie, relationship, Rodrigo, romance, Server, sunrise, travel, vienna

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

2000 years later, ancient puzzles, Ancient Riddles, Ancient Secrets, answer, historical conundrums, historical enigmas, Historical Mysteries, historical puzzles, historical queries, historical uncertainties, historical unknowns, Minecraft, No Answer, smp, unanswered history, unanswered inquiries, unanswered mysteries, unanswered questions, unresolved history, Years

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/300	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!