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SweetToothCraft

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that’s as sweet as candy? Look no further, because our server is like a giant dessert buffet for your gaming pleasure!

Join us for a sugar rush of epic proportions as you explore our world filled with candy mountains, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow forests. But be careful, the creepers here have a sweet tooth too!

Need a break from mining and crafting? Head over to our enchanted bakery where you can bake cakes with magical powers or try your hand at brewing potions made from sprinkles and unicorn tears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and satisfy your sweet cravings while building the craziest confectionery creations you can imagine!

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NxylonCraft: Where the darkness shines!

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Imagine a world where everything is super black, like, darker than your ex’s soul. UBC researchers created this new material called Nxylon, and we snagged it for our server.

Join us and experience the ultimate darkness, where you can hide from all the creepers and zombies like a ninja. Plus, rumor has it that if you mine enough Nxylon, you can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft boss.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the darkest, most epic Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they love stealing our precious Nxylon!

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Classic Survival… because who needs claims or an easy mode? Version 1.21 now with even more danger!

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Classic Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Founded	February 2020
IP Address	mc.classicsurvival.net
Discord	discord.gg/classicsurvival
Features	Semi-Vanilla gameplay, no claims, no rules against pvp/griefing, /tpa, /home commands
Map Size	200,000 blocks across

FAQ

Q: What is the server type?

A: Semi-Vanilla survival server.

Q: Are there any rules against pvp/griefing?

A: No, there are no rules against pvp/griefing on the server.

Q: What are some of the commands available?

A: Some of the available commands include /tpa and /home.

Q: Is there a protected area on the server?

A: Yes, spawn is a protected area where players can safely trade.

Q: Are there any unfair advantages allowed on the server?

A: No, the server has moderators and admins to ensure fair play with no unfair advantages.

MineCraftyMinds Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old usernames? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that generates a completely random and hilarious username for you every time you log in! Say goodbye to boring usernames like “Steve123” and hello to wacky names like “BananaNinjaUnicorn” or “TacoCatPotato”! Join our server now for a chance to have the most outrageous username in all of Minecraft history!

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60kGuarantee Minecraft SMP

60kGuarantee, career advancement, Career Change, career prospects, decent salary, engineering (industry), engineering route, guaranteed income, high paying job, job guarantee, Job Opportunities, job satisfaction, job security, job stability, manual labor, mechanical engineering, Minecraft, Professional Growth, salary expectations, skilled labor, smp, technical skills, tired of labor

Are you tired of breaking your back doing manual labor? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual mechanical engineer!

Not only will you be able to design and build insane redstone contraptions, but you’ll also have the chance to make virtual bank with a salary of at least 60k diamonds a year!

Forget about the real world, join our SMP and live out your wildest engineering dreams! Who needs a boring job when you can have a virtual one that pays in shiny virtual diamonds? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft!

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MomCare Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mom’s life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, drugs (just kidding, it’s all virtual!), and dysfunctional family dynamics.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera plotline. From custody battles to prison stints, our players have seen it all. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you need to take a break from the chaos and hang out with your virtual dogs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of dealing with a mom who’s always one step away from calling it quits, while also building epic structures and battling mobs? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures, just like real life (but with creepers instead of crackheads). So come on, join us and let the drama unfold!

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GF Defender: No Gold Digger

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a 25-year-old dude dating a former prostitute turned waitress with three kids.

Watch as he defends his girlfriend against his best friend, who suddenly turns into a judgmental mean girl out of nowhere. Will he choose love over friendship? Will the girlfriend’s past come back to haunt them? Find out on our server, where every block you break comes with a side of juicy gossip!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, llama races every Sunday, and a hidden village where players can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a rare pink sheep wandering around waiting to be tamed as a pet.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be able to log off once you dive into this drama-packed world.

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PowerPuncher in Minecraft SMP

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If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll gain the superpower of infinite diamonds! That’s right, just by logging in you’ll have a never-ending supply of those shiny blue beauties. Imagine building your dream castle out of solid diamond blocks – your friends will be so jealous!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. No more tedious climbing up mountains or building endless staircases. Just spread your wings and soar through the skies, taking in the breathtaking views of our pixelated world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you defeat a creeper, it will drop a disco ball instead of gunpowder. That’s right, you can throw the wildest parties in your Minecraft world, complete with funky music and flashing lights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your inner superhero!

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CraftyCarHate

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Are you tired of boring old car brands that just don’t spark joy? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that is the equivalent of driving a flaming hot dog car through a rainbow-filled race track! This server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for those lame car brands in the first place. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama with jetpacks or battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never look at car brands the same way again!

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CraftyVenezuela2020

CraftyVenezuela2020, Crisis, Democracy, election tensions, foreign policy, Government, Interference, international relations, intervention, Latin America, Maduro, Nicolas Maduro, OAS, opposition, Politics, sanctions, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, Trump administration, U.S, Venezuela

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of politicians and have epic elections every week! we even have a special event where the winner gets to tell the U.S. to ‘keep its nose out’ of our server! join now for a chance to be the ruler of our virtual Venezuela and show off your building skills while causing political drama! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

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