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HayesCraft Minecraft Server

2017, arthur hayes, Bitcoin, bóc, Central Banks, cryptocurrency, cut rates, Drop, ecb, economic trends, Fed, finance, Fresh, HayesCraft, interest rates, investment opportunities, market analysis, Minecraft, monetary policy, Rocket, Server, substack

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure where the Bank of Creepers and the Enderman Central Bank have cut rates, causing chaos in the Minecraft economy. And if the Fed decides to follow suit, get ready for Bitcoin to skyrocket like it’s 2017 all over again! Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosive block parties, diamond heists, and zombie dance-offs. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today!

SisterSass-FreeVacay

birthday celebration, Cheating, Divorce, emotional attachment, emotional involvement, ENGAGEMENT, European country, family conflict, family dynamics, family trip, making fun, reconciliation, relationship, resort, second chance, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterSassFreeVacay, snide comments, vacation ruins, Wife

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Enchantments Applied:	63

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation vibes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family without any annoying sisters to ruin the fun!

Imagine a world where you can recreate your dream resort, complete with nosey family members who can’t ruin your birthday celebration. Build a paradise for you and your ex-wife (or should we say, bride 2.0?) to enjoy without any judgment or snide comments.

Create a virtual getaway where you can relax, unwind, and focus on rebuilding your relationship in peace. No need to worry about canceling tickets or dealing with family drama – just pure Minecraft fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the perfect vacation spot for you and your loved ones. Who knows, maybe your sister will even apologize and join in on the fun once she sees your epic resort creation!

BlockyConfessions Minecraft Server

bad decision, BlockyConfessions, confession, dark secret, embarrassing mistake, error, Guilt, immoral action, Minecraft, misdeed, mistake, regret, regretful action, remorse, Server, shameful act, shameful behavior, terrible choice, unethical behavior, worst mistake., worst thing, wrong choice, wrongdoing

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner villain!

We have a special “Evil Villain” rank for players who have committed the most heinous acts in-game. From stealing diamonds to griefing entire villages, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair where you can plot world domination with other like-minded players. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server one day!

So, if you’re ready to embrace your dark side and cause chaos wherever you go, join us now! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

HateCraftFAQs

abhor, ANNOYING, bothersome, bothersome inquiries, despise, despised questions, detest, disdain, dislike, frustrating, hate, HateCraftFAQs, IRRITATING, irritating questions, loathe, loathsome, question.., Repetitive, Unwelcome

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	8740	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of being asked “Why are you playing Minecraft all day?” Well, fear no more because on our server, we celebrate and embrace the Minecraft obsession! Join us and never have to explain your blocky addiction again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and will challenge you to a dance-off for diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your mad mining skills while dodging creepers and making friends with talking pigs. It’s a Minecraft party you won’t want to miss!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

civilians, Conflict, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, Hostage, hostage situation, i24NEWS, intelligence, international news, Israeli, KIDNAPPING, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, news coverage, Palestinian, Report, rescue operation, rescued, security forces, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Love Letters Sent:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue israeli hostages from the evil clutches of gazan ‘civilians’! embark on a wild adventure as you navigate through dangerous terrain, face off against creepy mobs, and ultimately save the day like a true hero! who needs a boring old rescue mission when you can do it all in the world of minecraft? join now and be a part of the most thrilling server out there!

JetBlastMC

Advanced technology, aerial combat, Air Force, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Destroyed, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international politics, JetBlastMC, military capabilities, military conflict, military equipment, Military operations, military superiority, military technology, russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mines Excavated:	2311
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, like, if you want to join this epic minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind, dude. one time, the ukrainian military was playing on our server and they totally wrecked this super cool russian fighter jet. like, they were just mining and building and then BOOM, the jet was gone, man. if you join our server, you could be part of epic battles like this every day. come join us and be a part of the madness, bro. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCultists

consumerism, CraftyCultists, culture, desire, emptiness, excessive consumption, fulfillment, Greed, Happiness, materialism, materialistic society, MONEY, Obsession, possessions, possessions over people, Priorities, society, Status, stomach ache, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8190	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2294
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	191	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Votes:	4866

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business! if you wanna flex on dem haters, dis is da place to be! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our creepers are trained to give hugs instead of explosions. trust me, you ain’t never seen a server like dis before! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started!

FoodWarsCraft

2005-2020, Black children, child hunger, child nutrition, Child Poverty, Doubling, food access, food assistance, food insecurity, food shortage, FoodWarsCraft, Hispanic children, new research, racial disparities, research, secure access, severe problem, US children, water access, water insecurity, water shortage

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	357051	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server and never worry about food or water again! we got unlimited steak and watermelon for all players, no matter what color your blocky avatar is! no more hunger bar stress, just endless feasting and hydration in our virtual world.

our server is like a magical oasis in the desert of real life, where children are struggling to find enough to eat and drink. forget about real world problems and come build your dream house with us! you’ll never have to face food or water insecurity again, unless you count running out of cake in our virtual bakery.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and escape the harsh realities of the outside world. build, mine, and eat to your heart’s content in our server where food and water are always plentiful. who needs real life when you can have all the steak and watermelon you want in minecraft? come join us today!

Mateee’s tiny server: where the only thing that’s modded is the amount of laughs we share! Join now on 1.16.5! Apply for the Exclusive Guest List!

1.16.5, AMOUNT, apply, botania, BUILD, Community, Discord, exclusive, Friendly, Fun, guest, Join, laughs, list, mateee’s server, mateeeminecraft.uk.to, mateees, meet other people, Mekanism, Message, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Server, Share, small server, smp, Tinkers Construct, Tiny, Whitelist

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Potions Brewed:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Void Gems Collected:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

MateeMinecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.16.5 SMP
Goal	Create a small, friendly community for players to have fun and build together
Server Type	Modded server with mods such as tinkers construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, etc.
Server Address	mateeeminecraft.uk.to

Frequently Asked Questions:

How can I join the server?

If you want to join, send a message to the server admin and they will add you to the whitelist and send you the modpack.

What mods are included in the server?

The server includes mods such as tinkers construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, and more.

Is there a discord server for the community?

Yes, there is a discord server that players can join to communicate with each other.

Minecraft server: WatamoteCraft

Anime, awkward, Bratty, comedy, Coming of Age, cringe, dark humor, Female Protagonist, high school, joshikosei, LONER, Minecraft, Misfit, Otaku, relatable, school life, self-deprecating humor, Server, shit talk, slice of life, social anxiety, Watamote, WatamoteCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crops Grown:	1297
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “Shit talk bratty joshikosei edition” Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with sassy joshikosei who will roast you harder than a marshmallow over a campfire. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and maybe even make some frenemies along the way.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as savage as they are hilarious? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to find it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the “Shit talk bratty joshikosei edition” Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – you’re gonna need it!