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GovAtrocitiesBanterCraft

atrocities, authoritarian regime, bangladesh, Censorship, civil rights, communication blackout, Democracy, digital rights, freedom of speech, GovAtrocitiesBanterCraft, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, information control, internet shutdown, media blackout, online activism, Oppression, Political unrest, protest, Social Media Ban, suppression

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

lol join this server cuz the Bangladesh gov shut down the internet so u can’t spread the word about their craziness. come here and build ur own virtual protest against the evil gov, make pixel art of the leaders doing silly things, and have virtual riots with ur friends. also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel in the server that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. join now before the gov shuts us down too! #virtualrevolution #minecraftprotest

StaticCraft: PollenPullers

air gaps, Biodiversity, butterflies, ecology, electric charge, electrical attraction, entomology, Environmental Science, flight patterns, Flowers, insect behavior, insect wings, moths, Natural phenomena, Nature, plant reproduction, pollen grains, PollenPullers, pollination, Science, static electricity, StaticCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Villages Defended:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a lil sumthin’ sumthin’. So, like, did you know that butterflies and moths be like little electric magnets in the sky? They collect so much static electricity while they fly around that they can actually pull pollen grains from flowers across big ol’ gaps in the air! Ain’t that some wild shiz? So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s as electrifying as a butterfly’s wings, then come on and join us! We got all the crazy adventures and epic builds you could ever dream of. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even learn how to harness the power of static electricity to rule the Minecraft world! So what are you waitin’ for? Get your booty in here and let’s get this party started!

Limbo Realm

active community, alliances, Community, Connect, Conquer, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, dynamic, endless possibilities, Engaging, Immersive, landscape, MCMMO, Mechanics, minecraft server, Plugins, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, Quests, Skills, Survival, TOWN

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Limbo Realm: The Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience

Welcome to Limbo Realm, a unique Minecraft Survival server designed for players of all preferences! Dive into an immersive world filled with custom plugins and tailored experiences that enhance gameplay and community interaction, Limbo Realm offers something for everyone, Join us and explore a vast landscape where you can establish your own town, forge alliances, and engage in thrilling PvP battles. Our custom plugins introduce new mechanics, exciting quests, and custom skills, ensuring a dynamic and engaging experience. With a friendly and active community, Limbo Realm is the perfect place to create, conquer, and connect.

EMBARK ON YOUR JOURNEY TODAY AND DISCOVER ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES. Server IP: limborealm.mc.gg Website: limborealm.craftingstore.net

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MCXP Survival+

Cosmetics, Crates, Events, Fun, Land Claims, Marriages, Minecraft, Minions, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

MCXP is an SMP with Cosmetics, Events, Crates, Marriages, Land Claims, Minions, and More! Come play and bring your friends to enjoy the ultimate survival experience! We hope you get to enjoy a warm stay on MCXP, forever and always.

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Blocky Mystery Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocky, crime, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, Motive, motive analysis, motive assessment, motive deduction, motive discovery, motive evaluation, motive examination, motive investigation, motive questioning, motive reasoning, motive scrutiny, motive speculation, Mystery, Psychology, Server, SUSPECT

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8697	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Love Letters Sent:	14

Picture this: a Minecraft server so wild, so crazy, that even Steve himself couldn’t resist joining. Why did he do it, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that this server is home to the rarest diamond ore in all of Minecraft. But here’s the catch – the diamond ore is guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only reveal its location if you can out-dance them in a dance-off. Yes, you read that right. Steve, being the dancing master that he is, couldn’t resist the challenge and joined the server immediately.

But that’s not all. This server is also rumored to have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you can find the secret entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So why did he do it? Because this Minecraft server is unlike any other, filled with adventure, mystery, and a whole lot of dancing. Join now and see for yourself – you won’t regret it!

RingToneGamerMC SMP

catchy, Customization, deadly premonition, Favorite, Gaming, mobile, Mobile Gaming, Music, Nostalgia, personalized, Phone, ringing tone, RingToneGamerMC, smp, sound effects, Soundtrack, theme song, Tunes, Unique, video games, vidya, whistle theme

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises (like that time a giant chicken invaded our village and demanded to be crowned ruler). Plus, our server has the most epic vidya related ringing tones for your phone, because who doesn’t want their phone to ring with the whistle theme from deadly premonition? So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! 🐷🎩🏰

CraftyBoyz – Noobs Allowed

Allowed, Boundaries, Breakups, Communication, CraftyBoyz, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Healing Process, moving on, music interests, Noobs, personal growth, private conversations, public humiliation, relationships, Self Discovery, Self Respect, self worth, standing up for yourself, support system, toxic friends

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Crops Grown:	4694
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your ex trying to shame you into changing your interests.

Join us for a fun and lighthearted experience where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike that ex who couldn’t stand the fact that you liked a certain artist.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind! Build, explore, and laugh with us on our server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have.

CraftyBFFFallout

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, broken bond, Closure, communication breakdown, Conflict, CraftyBFFFallout, emotional pain, falling out, forgiveness, friendship, healing, HEARTBREAK, hurt feelings, lessons learned, Loss, loyalty, misunderstanding, moving on, reconciliation, Trust

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	41	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Potions Brewed:	111

Have you ever had your best friend betray you in Minecraft by stealing all your diamonds and building a secret base without you? Well, on our server, we promise that kind of treachery will never happen! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even some unexpected alliances with creepers. Who needs real friends when you can have a whole community of blocky buddies to play with? So come on over and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next!

CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

aggression, Armed Forces, battle, CASUALTIES, casualties analysis, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, Losses, Military, Minecraft, russia, Server, strategy, Syrskyi, Tactics, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	8564	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

u know what else is outgunned but still kickin’ ass? dis minecraft server! we may not have fancy guns like russia, but we got blocks and swords and creepers OH MY! join us and be part of the epic battle between the blocky nations of Russia and Ukraine. Will you be a fearless warrior fighting for freedom, or will you be a sneaky spy trying to sabotage the enemy? The choice is yours, comrade! Plus, Syrskyi himself says this server is da bomb (literally, there are bombs in the game)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

HIV-BlockerCraft

Health Innovation, health technology, HIV breakthrough, HIV cure, HIV prevention, HIV prevention breakthrough, HIV prevention injection, HIV prevention news, HIV prevention research, HIV prevention treatment, HIV protection, HIV research, HIV treatment, HIV vaccine, HIVBlockerCraft, Injection, medical advances, medical breakthrough, medical news, medical science

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Farms Harvested:	224	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	1607

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that experts say it’s like getting a twice-yearly injection that gives you 100% protection against creepers and zombies! it’s like, stunning, bro!

imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds! on this server, the sky’s the limit, literally, because we have a mod that lets you fly to the moon and back in less than a minute!

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn as a mount? yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS! and they shoot rainbows out of their eyes, so you can defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness or something.