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BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	873328	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).

Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!

And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!

Crafty Hide and Seek

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Items Found:	2746	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Animals Bred:	182
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Emeralds Found:	5294
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Votes:	6071	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ Server for Epic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	199	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Enchantments Applied:	167
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

We’ve got 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus waiting for you to recruit them. And don’t forget about the 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana – they’re ready to kick some blocky butt!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Cardigan skin that will make you the envy of all your blocky buddies? Or maybe you’re more interested in the epic battle between 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless. It’s like watching a PvP match between a zombie and a skeleton – you never know who’s going to come out on top!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the upcoming EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion. It’s going to be more intense than a creeper sneaking up behind you in the dark!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!