Players: |
98/300 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: |
13 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: |
47 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
0 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: |
3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: |
28 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
10 |
Gods Slained: |
1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: |
5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: |
2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: |
16 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: |
3 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.