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Prankster Patrol Minecraft Server

Apologize.., banging, Behavior, consequences, disruptive, Highschool, Hotel, inappropriate, inconsiderate, loud, Minecraft, mistake, Patrol, prank, prankster, response, Rude, scolding, Server, Sorry., swearing, teenager, tired, unsupervised

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of dealing with unruly high schoolers pranking your hotel room door? Looking for a place where you can swear at kids without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your frustrations on virtual pranksters without any consequences. Build your own virtual hotel room and prank-proof it to keep those pesky teenagers at bay. And if they still bother you, feel free to let out a few choice words – they won’t hear you here!

So come on over and join our server for a hilarious and stress-relieving experience. Just remember, what happens in the virtual world, stays in the virtual world!

DadVibesMC

advice, books, children, Communication, DadVibesMC, education, Empathy, encouragement, family, friendship, generational differences, parenting, personal growth, perspective, PRESSURE, reading, relationships, spy movies, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old books with realistic plots? Do you want to escape into a world of fantasy and adventure? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than reading a spy novel about a 12-year-old CIA recruit!

Just like how I got Jack’s son, Ed, hooked on reading with a crazy spy academy book, we’ll hook you on our server with our insane quests and challenges. Who needs serious stuff when you can have a blast exploring our virtual world filled with mysteries and surprises?

And if you’re like Jack, who thinks reading silly books is pointless, don’t worry! Our server is all about embracing the ridiculous and having a good time. Plus, we won’t judge you for comparing yourself to your complicated dad who only wanted you to read science books. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being a doctor who secretly loves fantasy novels!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing far-fetched is how much fun you’ll have!

BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

1 billion years, BillionYearBash, boundless time, cosmic adventure, Cosmic Journey, endless possibilities, eternal existence, eternal exploration, eternal journey, eternal youth, Eternity, everlasting life, future exploration, IMMORTALITY, infinite experiences, infinite knowledge, long lifespan, Minecraft, never-ending life, smp, time dilation, time travel, timeless existence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Animals Bred:	135
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

PixelPeril: NearDeathTales

brush with death, close call, coping with trauma, existential crisis, fear, Gratitude, guardian angel, Life after death., life-changing event, miraculous escape, mortality, Near Death Experience, NearDeathTales, out-of-body experience, PixelPeril, Reflection, second chance, spiritual awakening, Supernatural, Survival, Trauma, unexplained phenomenon.

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchantments Applied:	182
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Votes:	9133	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Hey there, have you ever had a near-death experience? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have plenty of opportunities for heart-pounding moments that will make you question your own mortality!

Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).

But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

BRP Teresa Magbanua, China, Chinese coast guard, ChopstickCraft, Diplomatic tension, east asia, Escoda Shoal, foreign relations, intentional ramming, international waters, maritime incident, maritime law, maritime security, military aggression, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incident, PCG, Philippines, Server, South China Sea, territorial dispute, territorial integrity

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

u know wat else is intentional? the craziness u will experience on our minecraft server! we got chinese coast guard level of intensity up in here, but instead of ramming ships, we ram ur mind with epic builds and non-stop fun!

join us and sail the high seas of minecraft with us, just like BRP Teresa Magbanua sailing in Escoda Shoal! except instead of dodging ramming ships, u will be dodging creepers and zombies!

our server is so lit, it will make u say “PCG” (pretty cool, guys) every time u log on. so come on, don’t be a landlubber, join our server and let the adventure begin!

OlearysSharkTank: DisconnectFail

Australia, Business, controversial, criticism, DisconnectFail, employee rights, entrepreneur, Greed, kevin o’leary, labor laws, Laws, mental health, OlearysSharkTank, opinion, productivity, Protection, Right to Disconnect, shark tank, Technology, work culture, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where kevin o’leary himself will battle you in a virtual shark tank! forget about australia’s silly laws, here you can disconnect from reality and dive into a world of blocks and creepers. kevin will show no mercy as he hunts you down in the depths of the ocean, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! protect yourself from the greed of the real world and join us for some chaotic minecraft madness. who knew a billionaire could be so entertaining? come on in and see for yourself!

Melio: Where we trust you won’t grief… but let’s be real, we know you will. Good luck surviving!

active members, apply, Builder, Community, diamond-based economy, Discord, Events, Explorer, Good, Grief, Java 1.21, Lets, Longevity, LUCK, Melio, Minecraft playstyle, real, Reset, shopping district, smp, Survival, Surviving, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
A vanilla experience
Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world with longevity in mind
Events

Our philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.

If you’re interested in joining, you can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Melios SMP server?	You can apply through our Discord server by following the link provided above.
Is there any sort of land protection or claiming system?	No, we operate on a trust system among our players.
Are there any plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without additional plugins.
How long has the server been running?	We launched about 4 months ago and have no plans to reset the world.
What kind of economy does the server have?	We use a diamond-based economy with a designated shopping district for transactions.

ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

RateHimMinecraftSMP

appraisal, Approval, Assessment, consideration, critique, disapproval, estimation, Evaluation, Feedback, Impression, judgment, opinion, perspective, Ranking, Rate, RateHimMinecraftSMP, Rating, review, scoring, Viewpoint

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	289
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Sheep” competition where players have to create the most outrageous sheep statue they can think of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most destruction in the most creative way possible.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

SoloTripEssential-MC-SMP

Adventure, adventure gear, essential items for solo trips, exploring alone, long tail tags: solo travel packing essentials, MUST HAVE Items, must-have items for solo travel, packing essentials, packing list, solo adventure, solo journey, solo travel, solo travel gear essentials., solo traveler, SoloTripEssentialMCSMP, travel accessories, travel essentials, travel gear, travel must-haves, travel solo, travel solo tips, travel tips, Wanderlust, wanderlust essentials

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Forget about packing essentials, on our Minecraft SMP, the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who needs a compass when you have a group of players who will lead you in circles just for fun? So ditch the survival guides and come join us for a journey that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget why you even logged on in the first place!