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Caged Rat Detox Minecraft SMP

Cage, Caged, coping mechanisms, depression, Detox, emotional wellbeing, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Minecraft, rat, realization, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self reflection, self-destructive behavior, smp, social media, SUICIDE

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing more chaotic than the mobs at night are the players during the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and more drama than a reality TV show.
Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping mixtapes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world, always causing drama and gossip.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? Well, let’s just say that one time a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant potato farm and now they’re known as the Potato King. True story.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything can happen.

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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal sex, blocky, BOOTY, comfort, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, desire, emotional, Experience, Exploration, Intimacy, Minecraft, nerves, PENETRATION, Physical, Pleasure, Sensation, Sensitive, Server, sex, stimulation, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes, including answering life’s most burning questions like “What does anal sex feel like?” Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, dive into the unknown and let your imagination run wild with us!

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Minecraft SMP – /hdg/ – Hell Divers General

3rd person shooter, alien insects, co-op, contested planets, Democracy Space Station, divers, Galaxy, general, hdg, Hell, Helldivers, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Omens of Tyranny, Patch, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Urban Legends

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with alien insects and robots ready to take over the galaxy. But fear not, because it’s your job to Spread Democracy and liberate planets one block at a time.
Join us as we wage war against the forces of evil, completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas while racing against the clock. With enough successful operations, we can liberate entire planets and maybe even the entire galaxy – no pressure, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you to uncover. From the Truth Enforcers to the Urban Legends, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your squad, and join us in the most epic battle for democracy that Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little alien invasion, that is.

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Holy Moly Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t celebrate holidays in style? Well, look no further because on our server, we take holiday aesthetics to a whole new level! Picture this: on Christmas, our entire server transforms into a winter wonderland with snowmen, Christmas trees, and even Santa Claus himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by reindeer! And don’t even get me started on Halloween – our server becomes a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises and trick-or-treating zombies! So if you want to experience holidays like never before, join our server and get ready for some seriously festive fun!

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Fries Your Brain with High Frequency Waves Directly into Your Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of our players.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos while riding a llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up anything in its path. Will you be brave enough to challenge this feathered fiend?

So come on and join us if you dare. Just be prepared to have your brain fried with high frequency waves directly into your ear canal. Nothing personnel, kid.

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Chuuba’s Twisted Humor Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the chuubas out there with a dark, sick twisted sense of humor and a hint of narcissistic modernist individualism that society just can’t handle! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, crazy events, and a community of misfits who will accept you for who you truly are.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have taken over the virtual world in a quest for world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique and bizarre as you are, look no further. Join us today and let your inner chuuba shine in all its twisted glory!

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No Virgin Women Are So Disgusting Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the purest of players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even the mobs are virgins. That’s right, no non-virgin creepers blowing up your builds here!
Join us if you want to be surrounded by only the most pristine players who have never even looked at another block in a lewd way. Our community is so pure, even the Ender Dragon is saving itself for marriage.

So come on down to our SMP and experience a world where virginity is the ultimate currency. Who needs diamonds when you can have the purity of a thousand snow golems? Join now and remember, only virgins allowed!

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⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Authenticity, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, growth, innovation, Integrity, Investment, leadership, long-term vision, loyalty, Management, Minecraft, MONEY, PALS, Passion, pixelated, rare, Server, success, Trust, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to get a few measly diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has been bought out by a rich eccentric who just wants us to have fun! That’s right, no more grinding for resources, just pure unadulterated fun!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle without worrying about running out of blocks. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to create a giant statue of a chicken? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

And the best part? Our new owner has deep pockets, so expect crazy events like diamond rain showers and exploding cows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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/wvp/ – Western Vtuber Party Minecraft SMP

adult content, Adult Fan Content, audios, Chuubas, explicit discussion, Fan art, fanfiction, indie vtubers, lewd content, lewd discussion, lewd fan art, lewd fanfiction, maid duties, Minecraft, NSFW, Party, smp, sustained lewd discussion, tributes, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, vtuber community, Western, Western Vtuber Porn, western vtubers, wvp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your lewd indie vtuber discussions! Join us for explicit discussions, fan art, fanfiction, and even relevant tributes to your favorite indie vtubers. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are welcome to join in on the fun! So why wait? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft lewd again!

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