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DakotaCraft: Where even the cows are pixelated!

anthropology, comparison, Cows, Cultural differences, DakotaCraft, Dakotas, Diversity, first time, height, height difference, History, indigenous peoples, Injuns, mexico, native american, Observation, physical characteristics, pixelated, Plains, questions, societal norms, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Villages Defended:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Injuns are taller than skyscrapers and the Mexicans are shorter than hobbits! Join us for a wild west adventure like no other, where you can ride giant Injuns like horses and challenge tiny Mexicans to epic duels. Who needs logic when you have craziness like this? Come on in and see for yourself!

Obson & Gura’s Pixel Paradise: Where Only the Cutest Creepers Survive!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	255
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our fearless leader, Obson (that’s me, not you). Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And don’t even get me started on his cute wife Gura – rumor has it she can tame creepers with just a wink!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots. Our community is made up of the most skilled builders, redstone wizards, and pranksters you’ll ever meet. Just watch out for the llama army that patrols the server – they may look cute, but they’ll spit on you if you get too close.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else. See you in the game, if you dare!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 673185354

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Farms Harvested:	818	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being hunted by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse that randomly happens every Tuesday at 3:00 AM?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “He won” – a mysterious player who has never been defeated in a PvP battle. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe your items) along the way.

Crafty Phone Addicts – Where we mine diamonds while checking our phones all day!

addicts, always online, anxiety, Checking, compulsive behavior, constant checking, constant disappointment, constant notifications, Crafty, Day, diamonds, digital connection, excessive screen time, fear of missing out, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, need for attention, Phone, phone addiction, PHONES, seeking validation, self worth, smartphone obsession, social isolation, technology dependence, waiting for texts

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Star Shards Collected:	247	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about checking your phone for texts again! Why? Because our server is so addictive and fun, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even remember you have a phone. Plus, who needs friends texting you when you can make new friends in our virtual world? Say goodbye to phone addiction and hello to block addiction on our server!

Yuri’s Blocky Adventures: Where Even Creepers are More Enjoyable Than Yuri

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	7345
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Votes:	6343
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Are you tired of falling in love with Yuri protagonists in every game you play? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of love-struck anime characters!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about those pesky Yuri protagonists. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion on the server that can cure you of your love woes once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a world of blocky fun!

The Blocky Incest Palace

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2618
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

activism, Allegiance, Civil unrest, Conflict, confusion, Crafty, debate, Democracy, Division, Government, loyalty, national identity, nationalism, opposition, partisanship, patriotism, Pick, polarization, political divide, Politics, protest, Side, Social Issues, society

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2432	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6433

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!