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PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5151	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Towns Built:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3046	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	8

🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Animals Bred:	170	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Votes:	7107
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2342

Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of crazy anime fans stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where creepers were replaced with kawaii anime characters and diamond swords were actually katana swords straight out of a manga.

But that’s not all! The ender dragon was transformed into a giant kaiju terrorizing the land, and players had to team up with their favorite anime heroes to defeat it. And when you enter the Nether, you’ll find yourself in a waifu-filled wonderland where every block is made of pocky sticks and ramen bowls float in the air.

So, if you’re a fan of anime and manga, this server is the place to be. Join us now and embark on a weeb-tastic adventure like no other!