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CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	8503
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ores Mined:	9616	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6575	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3586	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Items Found:	7138

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Comic Sans Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Boss, Character development, chosen ones, Comic, comics, FANTASY, fantasy world, God Emperor, hate, incel media, interesting premise, Manga, mc, Minecraft, Naruto, power creeps, ruins, sans, Server, Supernatural, webcomic

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Akane hate, Akane Tendo, Anime, Big Trouble in Nekonron China, Blunt object, Bokken, FANFICS, Fanon, Fists, hammer, Happosai, Into the Darkness, Kodachi, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Ranma, Ranma 1/2, Ranma Saotome, Ryōga’s Miracle Cure, Samurai weaponry, shinai, smp, Soun Tendo, Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Votes:	5085
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Crops Grown:	5392
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2832	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!