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ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3467	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

Pixelated Wasteland Adventures

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Do you crave a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Then look no further, my friend, because this server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Drive-Thru Disasters: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2134	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of being humiliated as a motorist in Europe? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of charging faggots extra fees and bans in a virtual world where Detroit is the car-destroyed capital of cars. Watch as we destroy interchanges and build public transport like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: LOL Edition

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!

Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NEETcraft: Spend Your Last NEET Funds Wisely!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9171
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99

Are you tired of spending your NEET funds on boring things like food and rent? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest NEET dreams without ever having to leave your computer chair! Join us now and say goodbye to responsibilities, because who needs to eat when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all day long?

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!

DragonCraft: LOL Edition – Unleash the LOLs and Mine Like a Boss!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9276	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

FireKillerCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most fire-filled server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with flamethrowers, building houses out of lava blocks, and riding on giant flaming chickens. Yes, you heard that right – giant flaming chickens!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Fire Wizard who will grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and turn your enemies into crispy bacon.

So why wait? Join us now and let the fiery fun begin! Just remember, if it’s not on fire, you’re doing it wrong!

Blocky Brits

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Animals Bred:	104
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

CheongsamCraft: Where Chinese fashion meets blocky adventures!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	251
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe that Cheongsam are the ultimate fashion statement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that wearing a Cheongsam in our world gives you superpowers like the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable Cheongsam designs in all of Minecraft! So come join us and strut your stuff in style while dominating the virtual world with your Cheongsam powers. Trust us, once you go Cheongsam, you’ll never go back!

Crafty Yankee Blocks

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as fragile and ineffective as a glass block in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our server is so strong and powerful, it can withstand even the most intense TNT blasts without breaking a sweat. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server that will never let you down, unlike that one time you trusted a pig to lead you to diamonds and it just led you in circles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!