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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 169 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life family and join a new family of blocky friends!
Do you have a sibling who constantly calls you for money or favors? Well, on our server, you can block them without feeling guilty! No more being the ATM for your irresponsible brother, now you can focus on building your dream house with your Minecraft boyfriend up north.
Join us and build a world where you don’t have to worry about your brother’s messy love life or his car getting repossessed. Instead, focus on mining for diamonds and exploring new biomes with your new virtual family.
So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where you can finally say “f*ck it, I’ll figure it out” just like your brother did. Don’t be the AH in your real life, be the hero of your own Minecraft story!
