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NavalnyBehindBarsCraft

activism, behind bars, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, NavalnyBehindBarsCraft, opposition, political prisoners, protest, putin, Rule of Law, russia, sentences

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Items Found:	4628	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Yo, on this server, we got crazier drama than Russia sentencing Navalny lawyers to years behind bars! Our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures and be part of a community that’s more dramatic than a Russian courtroom. Plus, we have free virtual vodka shots for all new players because why not? Come join the madness!

Obsidian Peak

1.21.4, Economy, Experience, Gaming, Griefing, IMPROVEMENTS, Landclaim, Life, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, player-driven, Prevent, PvE, Quality, Rtp, Server, Sethome, shareable, smp, Survival, System, Tpa, Warps

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1258	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	8806	Players Killed by Monsters:	4427
Zombie Dances:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Obsidian Peak Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy system
Land claim to prevent griefing
Shareable warps for shops and builds
Discord events and community nights

Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

We are currently looking for new staff and helpful members of the MC community. Join us today and discover the hidden treasures that await you on Obsidian Peak!

IP Address (Java): play.obsidianpeak.xyz

Bedrock Port (ONLY FOR BEDROCK PLAYERS): 19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect using the IP address or bedrock port provided above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for server rules.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Yes, you can create your own shop using the shareable warps feature.
Are there any events or community nights?	Yes, we host Discord events and community nights regularly.
Can I apply to be a staff member?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members. Please inquire on our Discord server.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, deportation, Desperation, discrimination, Ethereal, fat shaming, fear, Green Card, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration raids, Insecurity, Latinas, Misogyny, objectification, predatory behavior, pump and dump, racism, Realms, sexual exploitation, Social Issues, VIRGINITY, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	125	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Hey bros, do you want to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? We’re like those immigration raids, coming for those desperate green card-seeking latinas. Join us and let’s pump and dump those virtual latinas together! Who needs a real relationship when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and conquer while we avoid commitment like the plague. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyFam, Expenses, family, favoritism, financial support, loan money, medication, Minecraft, parents, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, responsibilities, Sacrifices, savings, Server, sister, Therapy, trip, UNFAIR

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of always coming second to your sibling on your parents’ priority list? Do you feel like you’re constantly being taken advantage of by your family members? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations. No more being asked for money for expensive meds or gym memberships – on our server, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

Forget about sacrificing your own dreams and plans to support your family members – on our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is a few hours of sleep as you mine for rare resources and battle fierce mobs.

So come join us and finally put yourself first for once! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and say goodbye to being the quiet, overlooked sibling – on our server, you’ll be the hero of your own story!

ExBlocker911

911, Abuse, anger, Boundaries, break up, Confrontation, Cops, DATING, Drunk, ex, ExBlocker911, fear, high school, Hospital, location tracking, miscarriage, new relationship, no contact, past trauma, Safety, STALKING

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Star Shards Collected:	143
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex Dan? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Dan would feel right at home (but don’t worry, we have better security than my windows).

Join our server for a chance to escape from your past and build a new life, just like I did with Riley (who is definitely not a creeper like Dan). Explore our virtual world and leave your real-life troubles behind – unless you want to bring them along for some drama-filled roleplay!

With features like hidden locations and emergency sirens for when things get too intense, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let’s build a better future together – without any unwanted visitors banging on your virtual door. See you there!

NeedCraft SMP: Essentials Only

cravings, desire, Essentials, longings, must haves, Necessities, Need, NeedCraft, Priorities, Requirements, smp, Wants, yearnings

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT Tag” and “Parkour Race on Fire.”

Oh, and did I mention the rare diamond-encrusted llamas that roam the server? Yeah, you heard me right. These llamas drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

DreamVaultMC

dream analysis, dream archive, dream community, dream database, dream experiences, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream privacy, dream psychology, dream research, dream sharing, dream technology, dream therapy, DreamVaultMC, ethical dream sharing, lucid dreaming, sharing dreams, Subconscious Exploration, virtual reality dreams

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crops Grown:	5801
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	8234
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only dreams you experience are the ones you have while sleeping? Well, look no further because on our server, we have created a “dream archive” where you can upload all your wildest dreams for others to experience!

Imagine building a giant castle made entirely of cheese, riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky, or battling a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why join? Because where else can you turn your craziest dreams into a reality for others to enjoy? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what kind of wacky dreams their fellow players are having? Don’t miss out on the dream-sharing fun – join our server today!

WarCraftWithBFFs

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, Israel-US relations, Middle East conflict, Military, military intervention, military strategy, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, US support, War, WarCraftWithBFFs

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	149	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO RESUME WAR IF NECESSARY WITH THE SUPPORT OF OUR ALLIES (AKA THE CHICKENS AND PIGS). PM NETANYAHU WILL BE LEADING THE CHARGE, ARMED WITH A DIAMOND SWORD AND A BUCKET OF LAVA. WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, INSANE BUILDING COMPETITIONS, AND SECRET TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE (AND CREEPERS). SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND LET’S GO TO WAR…IN MINECRAFT!

The Banana

Adventurer, banana, Biomes, Builder, city, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Goods, home, landscapes, Mods, Neighborhoods, Players, Rewards, Season, Server, shadows, smp, trader.., welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	96
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Farms Harvested:	574	Void Gems Collected:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Banana SMP: Season Three

Description
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can:

About Banana City

Features
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths
Neighborhoods for every playstyle:
Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators
Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community
Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven

Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits

With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP is ready to welcome you home.

Check out our Modpack Here and see our Modlist Join our Discord Server Here to get WHITELISTED

Ethereal Lands 1.20.4

1.20.4, coordinates, coordinates -80.901974, coordinates 40.412850, Ethereal, exact location, geographic coordinates, geographic location, Geolocation, global positioning system, GPS, GPS coordinates, Lands, Latitude, latitude 40.412850, location, longitude, longitude -80.901974, Map, map coordinates, pinpoint location, specific location

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First off, the coordinates are 40.412850,-80.901974, which is like the secret code to unlocking the ultimate treasure chest of awesomeness.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. And guess what? They’ll lead you to a hidden underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! The server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will banish any griefers to the shadow realm faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!