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SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	3124	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Towns Built:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	569097	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	74
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	528	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Animals Bred:	42	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ores Mined:	8415
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.