GOYSLOP GAMING COMPANY Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Goyslop Gaming Co. Presents: DudeCraft – Where Pixels Meet Laughs! LOLZ

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5311
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because the Goyslop Gaming Company actually listened to our demands when we collectively pooped our pants in protest! That’s right, we have the power to make things happen with our bowel movements.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle, armed with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to touch it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, because things tend to get a little messy around here.

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

30 Million Downloads Celebration Campaign, alter ego, Append Skill Swap, Archer Tutankhamun, asterios, Avenger, BlockyFate, Britomart, Clear Support Campaign, Demon King Nobunaga, Event, fate grand order, foreigner, Lostbelt No.6, Mandricardo, Minecraft, Mystery House Crafters, Server, Stormpods, summon, Super Bunyan, utility links, van Gogh

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	254
Animals Bred:	73	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Dick Minecraft SMP

advice column, controversial choices, controversial relationships, crazy, dating advice, dating dilemmas, dating risks, dick, impulsive behavior, impulsive decisions, mental health, Minecraft, questionable choices, questionable decisions, relationships, risky behavior, risky decisions, risky encounters, risky sex, sexual behavior, sexual partners, smp, unconventional relationships

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP server out there? Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your sanity (and your life choices)!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Ants R Us Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, Animal Behavior, Animals, anting, ants, bird behavior, Birds, birdwatchers, ecology, entomology, foraging behavior, insect behavior, interspecies interaction, Minecraft, Mutualism, natural history, Nature, ornithology, Server, symbiotic relationship, wildlife

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the ants are getting in on the action! That’s right, we have a whole colony of ants that have taken over and they’re ready to party!

Join us for epic ant battles where you can ride on the backs of giant ants and conquer the land! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the ants like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen an ant doing the worm!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our ant-tastic Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ant queen – she’s a real diva and she doesn’t like to be disturbed during her beauty sleep.

Left or Right Minecraft SMP

Choices, CONSERVATIVE, Decision making, extremism, Ideology, left, liberal, Minecraft, moderate, polarization, political alignment, political beliefs, Political debate, political ideology, political leanings, political orientation, political parties, political philosophy, political spectrum, political views, right, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crops Grown:	7728	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t even know what the word “rules” means!

Join us for a wild ride where left is right and right is left – literally! Our world is filled with crazy twists and turns that will have you questioning your sense of direction at every corner.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in diamonds. Want to be a part of their exclusive club? Better start mining!

Oh, and did we mention the giant pink fluffy unicorns that roam the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go? Yeah, they’re real. And they’re fabulous.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, building, Challenging, Community, Creative, female, Friendly, Fun, girl gamers, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Server, supportive, Survival, Surviving, Unique

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Star Shards Collected:	60	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mzhf.vanilla-box.ru

Tappei’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anime, BLOCK, child, Emilia, Emilia x Subaru, fan theories, Fandom, FANTASY, Future, holding up, interview, light novel, Minecraft, Otaku, parenting, Party, relationships, Remfags, ReZero, Server, speculation, subaru, Tappei, Tappei Nagatsuki, Tappeis

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you a Remfag feeling down because Tappei said Emilia and Subaru will have a child together? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own alternate universe where Rem and Subaru run away together and start a llama farm! Join now for a chance to see Rem riding a llama into battle against the evil Emilia and her baby daddy Subaru. It’s a wild ride filled with drama, llamas, and plenty of surprises. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

French Please SMP Thank You

Alfred Clouët, Asian cuisine, Asian culinary products, caramelized soy sauce, Cooking, culinary adaptation, culinary fusion, culinary history, culinary innovation, export company, France, French, French conversation technology, french cuisine, French genius, French Indochina, Frenchified, smp, Southeast Asia, staple food, Sweden, united states of america

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Villages Defended:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Star Shards Collected:	141
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP for a culinary adventure like no other! We have imported French conversation technology to enhance our Asian products, creating a fusion of flavors that will blow your mind. Ever tried caramelized soy sauce? You can thank Alfred Clouët for that genius idea. Our server is a melting pot of cuisines from around the world, all Frenchified and ready to be enjoyed by players from all corners of the globe. So come join us and taste the magic of our unique culinary creations – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2784	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, from building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have special events like “Taco Tuesdays” where all the mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Disco Fridays” where the entire server turns into a giant dance party. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Laplus Should Graduate Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us if you want to witness Laplus, a pig in a graduation cap, finally receive his diploma after years of hard work in pig school.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry with an iron wing. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to receive a golden egg from his royal highness.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

AccentCraft Minecraft Server

accent appreciation, accent discrimination, accent perception, accent stereotypes, accent training, AccentCraft, Accents, accents in media, Communication, culture, Dialects, Diversity, foreign languages, international accents, Language, language barriers, linguistics, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pronunciation, Regional accents, Server, speech patterns.

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2040	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ores Mined:	4630	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
New Chunks Explored:	709382	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a melting pot of accents from all over the world. Want to hear a British creeper say “Cheerio, old chap” before blowing up your house? Or how about a French pig squealing “Oui oui” as you try to wrangle it into a pen? Join our server for a truly international Minecraft experience!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped Minecraft gods. Legend has it that if you build a shrine to the gods and sacrifice a stack of diamonds, they will bless you with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Sounds crazy, right? But hey, it’s worth a shot!

So come on down to our server and experience the accents, the legends, and the sheer madness that awaits you. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in Minecraft history…or get blown up by a British creeper. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!