goys – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Addicted To Updates Minecraft SMP /g/oys
addicted, addiction, Behavior, Checking, Compulsive, CONSTANT, dependence, Digital, FOMO, goys, habits, information overload, internet, Minecraft, Notifications, Obsession, ONLINE, screen time, Smartphone, smp, social media, Technology, Updates
Do you find yourself constantly refreshing your Minecraft launcher, just waiting for that sweet, sweet update to drop? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our SMP where updates are dropped faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and magnificent that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to protect our precious resources? That’s right, forget about griefers and trolls, our llamas have got your back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most epic, update-filled, llama-guarded adventure of your Minecraft life!

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Shabbos Goy’s Bible Quotes Minecraft Server
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BIBLE, controversial statements, current events, goys, Minecraft, online activism, online discourse, political figures, Politics, public figures, quotes, QUOTING THE BIBLE, religious beliefs, religious quotes, religious references, Server, Shabbos, SHABBOS GOYS, social media, TomCottonAR, trending topics, twitter, twitter widget, viral tweet
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you scream AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in excitement!
Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Tom Cotton himself tweeted about it! That’s right, our server is endorsed by a real-life politician who knows a thing or two about epic gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your block too)!

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Crafty Redditors – Mine, Build, LOL!
BUILD, Campaign, Community, Crafty, Digital, funny, goys, humor, internet, internet culture, lol, meme, ONLINE, online activism, Poster, reddit, redditors, Share, social media, spread, troll, twitter, viral, viral marketing
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous server you’ll ever come across!
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to spread the word on Reddit and Twitter to troll all the goys out there! Let the madness begin!

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TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP
blackpill, blackpillmaxxed, Bro, complaining, height, Kys, Life, man, MANLET, sex, smp, stop complaining, Suffering, tallfags, TallFagsBeLikeMC, Thread, true virgin, Virgin
Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

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DuplexDrama Minecraft Server
apartment, Boyfriend, butthole, compromise, DATING, Divorced, duplex, DuplexDrama, fair living arrangement, insurance, investment properties, landlady, living together, MARRIED, mindset, Minecraft, Mortgage, ocean view, paycheck to paycheck, pet rent, property taxes, puppy damage, Rent, security deposit, Server, short-sighted, struggling financially, taking advantage, third-party, unit 1, unit 2, Upkeep, wear and tear
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fair living arrangements and crazy mindsets! Join us and experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual landlord over rent payments in our virtual duplex world.
Imagine living in a 1800sq ft ocean view duplex for only $1200, but then having to deal with a roommate who thinks they should live rent-free because the other unit pays the mortgage. It’s like a virtual soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of negotiating with your in-game partner about moving out into a tiny 700sq ft apartment where you each pay $1k to a third party. Who needs real life drama when you can have all this in Minecraft?
So come on in and join us on this wild ride of financial struggles, relationship drama, and virtual property management. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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WeddingDressDramaCraft
daughter-in-law, family dynamics, family heirloom, Family Values, favoritism, generational tradition, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, relationship struggles, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter conflict, stepfamily issues, stepmother, traditional values, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingDressDramaCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual relationships and wedding dress disputes like never before.
Embark on a journey with “Mark” and his stepmom as they navigate through the complexities of family bonds and wedding dress heirlooms. Will “Molly” ever come to appreciate the timeless elegance of the dress, or will she continue to throw shade at her stepmom for not having a college degree?
Witness the epic showdown between Lucy and Molly as they battle it out for the coveted dress. Will Lucy’s conformity to traditional femininity win her the dress, or will Molly’s last-minute change of heart lead to a showdown of epic proportions?
Join our server now and experience the thrill of family drama, wedding dress wars, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

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Belarusian Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server
aggression, authoritarianism, Belarus, Belarusian, border, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, Dictatorship, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Iskander missile systems, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Political, president, rocket artillery, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a self-proclaimed Belarusian president who is ordering Iskander missile systems and rocket artillery to be sent to the border with Ukraine FOR FUN!
imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these powerful weapons in the world of minecraft! build your own army and conquer other players’ territories with these insane weapons of mass destruction!
join now and be part of the craziest and most chaotic minecraft server ever! who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and mayhem all day long?!

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TankedUpInBerlin
berlin, Berlin Wall, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, germany, international relations, Medvedev, Military, nato, Politics, russia, russian military, SECURITY, TankedUpInBerlin, Tanks, Threats, world news
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Russia’s Medvedev is threatened by it? well, look no further cuz we got tanks in Berlin, and guess what? they’re already in Germany too! join our server for a chance to see some epic tank battles and maybe even ride a tank yourself (in Minecraft, of course). who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join the fun and let’s show Medvedev who’s boss! #tanksondeck #minecraftmadness #russiawho

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Nicotine Analog Adventures
addiction, Adventures, analog, Chemicals, e-cigarettes, harmful substances, health effects, health risks, nicotine, nicotine addiction, nicotine analogs, nicotine replacement, nicotine substitutes, public health regulations, research, smoking alternatives, tobacco companies, tobacco control, tobacco industry, tobacco products, Vaping, vaping regulations
yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more surprises than a box of chocolates on valentine’s day! lemme tell u a lil secret, our server is like a treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for u to dig in and claim ur riches!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the nether with all the mobs and lava pits! we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard, u’ll forget about all the creepers trying to blow u up!
and get this, we got secret hidden chests scattered all over the map, just waiting for u to find them and score some epic loot! it’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more explosions and less boring stuff!
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the adventure begin! who knows, u might even discover a hidden village full of friendly villagers who will trade with u for rare items! ain’t that just the cherry on top of the minecraft cake?

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KiweCraft
English, KiweCraft, Minecraft, Mods, OneBlock, Skyblock, TekBlock Server, turkish
English: SkyBlock is TekBlock Server, we are here with quality mods! Turkish: SkyBlock is a TekBlock Server, we are here with quality mods!
mc.kiwecraft.net

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FrontierSMP: Where farming meets fire and fishing is lit up like a fireworks show!

Balanced Economy, Bedrock Crossplay, Bosses, Challenging, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom Loot, Exploration, Farming, Fire, fireworks, Fishing, Frequent Updates, FrontierSMP, lasting server, lit, meets, mining plugin, new features, no pay to win, rail network, Shop, Show, smp, Structures, TEXTURED, Tough mobs, varying difficulty

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21

Overview

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community-driven gameplay. The server offers challenging features similar to vanilla Minecraft while promoting a strong sense of community. With custom terrain, tough mobs, bosses, and unique loot per player, FrontierSMP aims to provide an engaging and long-lasting server experience.

Main Features

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
Is teleporting allowed on the server?	Teleporting is a luxury on FrontierSMP.
What makes the mobs tougher on FrontierSMP?	The further you go, the tougher the mobs become.
Can players build on spawn?	Spawn can be built on by anyone to drive traffic to various locations.
Are there custom items available on the server?	Yes, FrontierSMP offers custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
Is there a balanced economy system on the server?	FrontierSMP has put effort into balancing the economy to avoid inflated numbers.

CraftyMonsters – Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a Partytime edition where every block you break turns into a disco ball! Get ready to dance your way through the world of Minecraft like never before.
2. Our server is endorsed by Monster Hunter! That’s right, even the hunters from Monster Hunter are taking a break from slaying monsters to join our server and build some epic structures.
3. Rumor has it that the monsters from Monster Hunter have escaped into our Minecraft world! Can you survive the onslaught of Rathalos and Diablos while still building your dream castle?
4. We have exclusive access to the Monster Hunter Wilds expansion pack in Minecraft! Get ready to explore new biomes, fight new monsters, and discover new treasures in our server.
5. Our server is so wild, it’s been verified for the Steam Deck! That’s right, you can now play Minecraft on your Steam Deck while hanging out with your favorite monsters from Monster Hunter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world!

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Furcraft SMP – The Furry Minecraft Community
Community, dakimakuras, frog tiddies, FurCraft, Furry, furry advice, furry characters, furry community, furry community advice, furry community discussion, Furry Discussion, furry drama, furry experiences, furry general, furry media, furry models, furry opinions, furry questions, furry species, furry stories, fursuits, Minecraft, plushes, smp, VR avatars
Welcome to Frog Tiddies, where the tiddies are hopping with excitement! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with furry fun and frolics.
Looking for a place to chat about furry media and characters? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Need advice on how to rock a fursuit or plushie like a pro? We’ve got experts ready to help you out.
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with rare frog tiddies that grant you special powers in-game. Rumor has it, if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a giant frog to ride into battle.
So why wait? Join Frog Tiddies today and let the furry madness begin! But remember, no drama allowed – only tiddies and laughter here.

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