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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, forum communities, forum discussions, forum nostalgia, game discussions, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming discussions, gaming forums, Gaming Genres, gaming nostalgia, gaming series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online communities, online gaming, Server, specific game genres, specific game series, video games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	207
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Explore our custom-built worlds filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and shoot fireballs out of their horns. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Opiate Oasis Minecraft SMP

7-hydroxymitragynine, addiction, Cheaper, fentanyl, HIGH, Kratom, Kratom Extract, Legal, Minecraft, Mitragynine, nod, Oasis, opiate, opiates, Oxy, PILLS, Quitting, Regulation, restriction, Smoke Shop, smp, stores, STRONG, withdrawals

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7074	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	9684	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild ride that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud nine? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few blocks here and there. We’ve got players quitting their kratom habits just to experience the high of our server! With our newest 7-hydroxymitragynine pills, you’ll feel like you’re on a 10-15mg oxy trip every time you log on.

But beware, these pills are so strong that you might find yourself high as a kite for days on end. Who needs reality when you can catch a real nod in the virtual world? So come join us before these pills get banned and we all have to go back to boring old regular kratom extracts.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft high – join our server now and let the madness begin!

SisOuttaHereCraft

apartment, Boundaries, Communication, difficult decision, emotional strain, Eviction, family, financial crisis, living situation, overwhelmed, personal space, Pregnancy, Pregnant, RESPONSIBILITY, SisOuttaHereCraft, sister, sisterly love., stress, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and chaos of living with entitled siblings! Join us for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with freeloading family members who overstay their welcome.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your own virtual space without worrying about unwanted houseguests. No more stress, no more excuses – just pure gaming fun!

Join now and experience the freedom of kicking out annoying relatives in a virtual world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

FoodFusionCraft

bizarre food combinations, culinary adventures, culinary experiments, culinary oddities, experimental cooking, FoodFusionCraft, odd food pairings, offbeat food choices, quirky food choices, quirky taste tests, strange food, strange taste sensations, surprising flavor combinations, taste test, unconventional flavors, unexpected food pairings, unique taste experiences, unusual flavors, unusual food combinations, weird food combo, weird taste sensations

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	New Chunks Explored:	290134
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7124	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old food combos in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create the craziest food combos ever imagined! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in a bucket of lava? It’s to die for! And don’t even get me started on our signature dish, Creeper Surprise – you never know what’s gonna explode in your mouth next! So if you’re looking for a taste sensation like no other, join us now and feast your way to victory!

CoalCraft Minecraft Server

coal producers, CoalCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Energy Sector, expands, foreign policy, global trade, government actions, long tail tags: international relations, market implications, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Server, U.S

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1016
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2231
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine coal like russian coal producers but without the sanctions cuz we are rebels who don’t follow the rules! build your own coal empire and dominate the server with your coal power! who needs diamonds when you have coal?! plus, we have a secret underground coal mine where you can battle zombie coal miners for ultimate coal supremacy! join now and show those russian coal producers who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5718
Runes Activated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Crops Grown:	9007

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)

Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!

FrontSeatFiasco

awkward situation, bay area, car ride, Communication, dating etiquette, driving etiquette, Expectations, feeling excluded, feeling left out, feeling uncomfortable, friendship, FrontSeatFiasco, introverted, lack of interaction, long-time friends, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, saving money, seating arrangement, social dynamics, third wheel

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like an Uber driver by your friends! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about awkward car rides.

On our server, you can expect to meet new friends who actually introduce you to their dates and sit in the front seat like normal human beings. No more feeling like a third wheel in the backseat of life!

We guarantee that you won’t be accused of cockblocking or blamed for lack of conversation because we value communication and friendship above all else. Plus, we have plenty of introverted players who will initiate conversations and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkward car ride drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a friend who will actually sit in the front seat with you!

LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.