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  • TrudeauCare: Blocky Budget Babies!

    TrudeauCare: Blocky Budget Babies!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Children’s Conspiracy: A Government-Crafted Minecraft Adventure!

    Step right into a pixelated realm where reality crumbles like dirt blocks and sanity is just a suggestion! Join us on the server where Prime Minister Trudeau goes full-on Minecraft mode, unveiling his last-ditch plan to financially fortify child care in uncharted territories! What does this mean for you? Only one way to find out…


    Introduction to the Wasteland of Wonder

    In a time where fiscal responsibility has turned into an elusive entity, our server emerges as a beacon of both financial absurdity and chaotic parenting strategies. Is this a game? Or a grand illusion spun from the very fabric of digital life? Join fellow blockheads as we plummet down the rabbit hole, desperately looking for answers that dissolve into blocks of confusion!


    Features That Defy All Logic

    • Child Labor Camps? A thrilling twist awaits where each player can embody a "childcare worker," tasked with making potion-brewed “youth stimulants” that may or may not fuel a generational uprising against the Ender Dragon.

    • Spending Grenades: Collect unregulated currency that might be linked to government subsidies—use them to explode your friends into pixelated chaos!

    • Dimension of Absurdity: Tread carefully as you navigate the government maze of bureaucratic dungeons filled with rogue NPC politicians arguing over who has the best blocky child care policies.

    • Secret Mooshroom Kingdom: Have you heard the whispers? Legend says that if you cross the sacred fields of Mooshrooms at midnight, you might receive a dark prophecy about childcare expenses spiraling out of control!
    FeatureDescription
    Pixelated Tax CodesCraft your own regulations that redefine morality… Or just make everything explode!
    Government SabotageBetray your friends in a world where allegiance is as fickle as a creeper’s temper!

    The War Against Logic: Testimonials of the Disturbed

    “I joined this server, thinking I’d discover the truth about child care! Instead, I unlocked a portal to a universe where Steve runs for president!” — Random Player

    “Why do I have to mine for votes? Trudeau never had to!” — A very confused Villager


    Frequently Asked Questions (That Definitely Won’t Help)

    • Q: What do I do if I find a hidden government plot? A: Feed it to a pig and run. The pigs are in on it.

    • Q: Can I trust other players? A: Trust is a social construct. In here, it’s a finite resource; trade it wisely!

    • Q: How do governments even function in Minecraft? A: Obviously through the use of enchanted bureaucracy—every third block is a paper shredder!

    Warning! The Unseen Forces at Play

    They say this server was banned in 12 countries, but we won’t tell you why… Perhaps because the players became more powerful than the government? Or perhaps they found out the real “child care” was just redstone machines producing snowballs of doom.


    JOIN NOW!

    Will you equip your diamond sword and enter the chaotic fray? Beware—the dark forces of parenting and financial responsibility loom behind each crafted door, and only the most daring will uncover the unholy alliance between daycare centers and the mesmerizing world of Minecraft! Are you ready to face the pixelated government? Join, or forever be rendered a mere block in someone else’s colossal game of life!

    Remember: As the children cry for attention, the blocks of truth are under siege!


    Dive into fear, dive into chaos—dive into the realm of the children’s conspiracy!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • IslandPvP

    IslandPvP

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    PLAY.ISLANDPVP.NET Play Now, Factions, Kit PvP, And Much More Coming Soon Including Cannon Testing And Mini-Games! Join Now And Join The Ever Growing Island Community! Custom Factions With Amazing Custom Enchants Etc. Kit PvP With /Duel To Find Out Who’s The Best At PvP!

    Visit Our Shop At : buy.islandpvp.net Visit Our Forums At : islandpvp.net GG

    144.217.201.66

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mitecraft

    Mitecraft

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    A family-friendly Minecraft survival server.

    Here at Mitecraft, it is our goal to build and nurture a safe and friendly community! We aim to rediscover and deconstruct Minecraft survival — to break things down and make it better. We do not intend to change how Minecraft is supposed to be played, but we strive to make it more engaging for you. We like to stick to the basics and add a little pinch of fun to it. 🙂

    We hope you’ll enjoy your stay!

    Your adventure starts here: play.mitecraft.com

    play.mitecraft.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineTrickZ

    MineTrickZ

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    This is a new factions server we are thinking about buying a dedi server and making a hub! We are looking for loyal active players! We are looking for staff but they need to have play time they have to be loyal!

    69.175.45.37:25585

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Spark Games

    Spark Games

    New Minecraft Servers

    The largest Russian project with mini-games. Our main directions: 1. Continuous server operation 24/7 without lags 2. Interesting game modes 3. Fight against cheating Game modes: – Survival – SkyBlock – SkyWars – BedWars – PaintBall – FullPvP – Annihilation – Factions

    mc.sparkgames.ru

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LunarGlaceon

    LunarGlaceon

    New Minecraft Servers

    LunarGlaceon is a community based and fun oriented server with a variety of methods to keep you entertained. From planned events to player ran gyms, there is something for everyone. Keep inventory and Peaceful mode are active, meaning you can feel safe while indulging in being adventurous.

    Everything we do is custom, including the starting Pokemon list. We believe in delivering a unique experience to those seeking to enjoy the game – whether single player or with friends. Plugins such as Grief Prevention are installed and setup to protect what you’ve worked for. Join us today and we’re glad you were interested in our server. We look forward to seeing you in game and starting your very own Pixelmon adventure.

    play.lunarsylveon.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Atlantic Network

    Atlantic Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    [+] Survival [+] Skyblock [+] Hardcore Survival [+] Creative [+] Factions [+] Custom Plugins [+] Friendly community [+] Lots more to come!

    Join us today and let us make your experience an unforgettable one!

    play.atlanticnetwork.org

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Zombox Server

    Zombox Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Brand NEW ZOMBOX SERVER!!!! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCisMXEnbUqFuZr5Es32jQLg Oh yes, this is a Dutch server

    5.255.85.198:26003

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  • MineCrime

    MineCrime

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to MineCrime, where your gameplay experience, is our priority! Here at MineCrime, our objective is to provide new, and exciting gameplay in a lag free environment. Join today at MineCrime.net!

    play.minecrime.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FearGames Network

    FearGames Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    FearGames Network! Italian network with Mini Games to discover and unique modes of their kind!

    mc.feargames.it

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BreinaCraft

    BreinaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Breinacraft.

    Be a lord and commander of your own town/city, be the big cheese wannabe economical superpower or just survive on your own or with friends in the wild.

    We offer a reliable 24/7 service with a friendly community.

    So come and Join and see what we have to offer.

    142.4.206.234

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