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CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

133000, Armed Forces, Army, autumn, conscription, CraftyPutinsArmy133K, Defense, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, Military, national security, orders, putin, Recruitment, russia, russian federation, servicemen, soldiers, Troops, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

Kull Games – ATM9 To The Sky

Adventure, civility, Claims, commands, Discord, discord invite, disrupt, Economy, Enchant, FTB, Griefing, heal, Lag, MONEY, OPERATIONs, Ranks, rules, seattle, Sky9, Skyblock, Spawn, Voting

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	106	Buildings Constructed:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	New Chunks Explored:	576964
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Join the Adventure on KullGames – a Seattle based – ATM9 To The Sky Server!

All players have /enchant, /heal and access to lots of free stuff at spawn to help bypass early game. Earn money, ranks and access to extra commands through voting.

Feel free to join and come play some ATM9 SKY9 with all of us on the KullGames servers!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/KQU8U46m44

Rules: Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations.

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1b1t.xyz

1b1t.xyz, Anarchy, Chaos, Community, Creative, creativity, Discord, freedom, Gaming, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, PvP, Raiding, Rebellion, rules, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

1b1t

The anarchy server created for people who don’t want to follow any rules. be creative, create chaos and more. Join 1b1t NOW.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/BwyK2VWwGW

1b1t.xyz

Banana Split [SMP] – Because Minecraft is just one big fruity adventure… with a side of sandwiches!

#addons, active members, Adventure, Armor stand arms, average age, banana, big, Cheating, dedicated members, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fruity, Griefing, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, new players, Playerheads, rules, sandwiches, Server, Side, smp, SPLIT, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Potions Brewed:	137
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4219
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond based
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	2 months old
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes
What is the average age range of players?	Lower 20s but has a wide range
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link

New Psyop Just Dropped Minecraft Server

Communication, Deception, Digital, DROPPED, eveforamerica, Implications, influence, information warfare, Manipulation, Marketing, Messaging, Minecraft, new, ONLINE, Propaganda, psychological operations, psyop, Server, social media, Status, strategy, Tactics

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Emeralds Found:	3376	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a magical land filled with talking creepers and dancing villagers.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the implications…muahaha!

Surprised Hasbro Didn’t Sue Minecraft SMP

copyright infringement, Didnt, Hasbro, intellectual property, lawsuit, legal action, legal action taken, legal battle, legal challenge, legal conflict, legal consequences, legal dispute, legal proceedings, legal ramifications, Minecraft, smp, SUE, surprised, surprised reaction, surprised response, toy company, toy industry, toy manufacturer

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	6624	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ores Mined:	6724

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional lawsuit threat from Hasbro! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is so epic that even Hasbro couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our creations. They tried to sue us for copyright infringement when they saw our giant rainbow unicorn statue made entirely out of wool, but we just laughed it off and kept building.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next target of a ridiculous lawsuit from a toy company. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

NeverGonnaSayThat Minecraft SMP

atypical declarations, bizarre conversations, eccentric musings, exceptional conversations, extraordinary statements, Minecraft, NeverGonnaSayThat, odd remarks, outlandish comments, peculiar dialogues, peculiar exchanges, rare utterances, singular pronouncements, smp, something no one will ever say, strange interactions, uncommon expressions, unconventional phrases, unheard words, unheard-of expressions, unique phrases, unusual statements, weird discussions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	86	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Items Found:	1225
Meteorites Collected:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8512	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a chicken suit. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their mad kung fu skills.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the king or queen of the server and rule over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a potato. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

MineNSFWSecretCraft

adult content, confession, desire, empowerment, exhibitionism, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, INTIMATE, kink, MineNSFWSecretCraft, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Pleasure, Proud, satisfaction, secret, Sexuality, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and NSFW action happens! Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets in a safe and judgment-free environment.

Our server is like a virtual red light district, where players can let loose and indulge in their wildest fantasies. From building giant phallic structures to organizing strip mining competitions, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host regular NSFW events like the infamous “Hot Tub Party” where players can gather to relax, chat, and maybe even engage in some steamy roleplay. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Nude Skin Contest” where players can show off their most revealing Minecraft skins for a chance to win some naughty prizes.

So if you’re ready to embrace your NSFW side and join a community of like-minded players, come on down to our server and let the debauchery begin! Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door and get ready for a wild ride.

LebCraft: Next Phase Begins!

Begins.., ceasefire negotiations, Conflict, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., escalation, global pleas, ground operation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military strategy, Peacekeeping, phase, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, united nations

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da next phase starting in lebanon or sumthin??! global pleas against a ground op??! pshhh, who needs dat when u can join our server and build ur own ground op of epic proportions!! we got crazy battles, insane builds, and u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet with a propeller on top!! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride, join now and be part of the madness!! #minecraftmadness #llamabattles #diamondhelmetpropeller

Niche Nerd Club

Awareness, club, discovery, education, Experience, Expertise, hidden gems, Insight, knowledge, learning, minority knowledge, Nerd, new information, Niche, Oblivious, Population, rare knowledge, specialization, specialized field, Understanding, unique perspective

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mines Excavated:	1329	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got secret knowledge that 90% of da world don’t even know about. u gonna feel like a genius among a bunch of clueless noobs. we got hidden treasures, secret passageways, and unicorns that poop diamonds. u gonna be like da chosen one, da Harry Potter of Minecraft. so come on, join us and be part of da elite 10% who know what’s really going on in dis crazy world.