gothalion funny – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

RackRetaliation

Boundaries, clothes, Communication, drying rack, fed up, Frustration, Moving, ownership, personal belongings, RackRetaliation, Respect, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate etiquette, roommate issues

Are you tired of people stealing your drying rack space and replacing your clothes with their own? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will touch your precious laundry! We have a strict policy against clothes swapping and even have a special drying rack protection program in place.

Join now and experience the thrill of protecting your drying rack from pesky neighbors who just can’t seem to keep their hands off other people’s clothes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest where you can fold other players’ clothes for extra points. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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NewParentRealitiesMC SMP

adjusting expectations, Baby Care, challenges of parenthood, constant worry, emotional toll., exhaustion, financial strain, harsh reality, lack of control, lack of personal time, lack of sleep, mental health, new parents, NewParentRealitiesMC, overwhelming responsibility, parenting, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, support system, Time management

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got diamond rain falling from the sky, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, like I can’t even deal.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary golden potato that grants you unlimited powers.

And don’t even get me started on the community events we have. Last week, we had a build-off competition where the winner got a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Like, how insane is that?

So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So yeah, come join the madness!

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PainCraft: Ouch Edition

Ache, Agony, anguish, Chronic pain, discomfort, Distress, Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, hurt, intense pain, Ouch, Pain, PainCraft, physical pain, sharp pain, stabbing pain, Suffering, throbbing pain, Torment, traumatic pain, unbearable pain, worst pain ever

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, we guarantee that the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

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Fast Molecule Bonding – DrugCraft

biomedical engineering, Bonding, diffusion, drug absorption, drug delivery, drug distribution, Drug Release, drug targeting, DrugCraft, Enhance, Fast, molecular movement, Molecule, molecules, multiple bonds, nanoparticle movement, nanoparticle transport, pharmaceuticals, strong bond, surface chemistry, surface interactions, surface modification, surfaces, weak binding sites

So, like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got molecules that are like, super speedy Gonzales on surfaces, man! They got weak binding sites all over the place, so they zoom zoom zoom like they’re on a sugar high! It’s like they’re delivering drugs at lightning speed, yo! And these nanoparticles? They’re moving around like they’re at a rave, just bouncing all over the place! Join this server if you wanna see some next level drug delivery and nanoparticle shenanigans, it’s a wild ride, dude!

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Gura’s Echo Isles 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, CHUMBIES, content creators, cute, eating good tonight, echo, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, gura, Guras, hololive, internet culture, Isles, japanese, Live Stream, meme, Otaku, retweet, social media, trending, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like a Gura retweet but with Chumbies! And you know what that means… we’re eating good tonight! Join us for some crazy adventures, building epic structures, and battling mobs like there’s no tomorrow. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us now and let’s get this party started!

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Wedding Snub Survival Server

amicable, Apology, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, decision, Drama, emotional, emotional response, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, hurt, hurt feelings, loyalty, misunderstanding, reconciliation, Server, snub, Support, Survival, VALUES, Wedding, wedding party

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free environment where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any bridesmaid drama.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers can’t cause any trouble! Build your dream wedding venue without any fear of being removed from the bridal party. And don’t worry, we won’t pick sides like some brides do – everyone is welcome here!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to use next. See you there!

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SMPHardestDecisMkr

Crossroads, Decision making, difficult choices, emotional turmoil, hardest decision, inner conflict, life challenges, life changing, Life decisions, life path, life-altering choices, major life decisions, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, personal struggles, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, SMPHardestDecisMkr, tough choices, Tough Decisions

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First of all, we have a secret underground society of llamas that run the whole show. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, but cuter. And if you want to join, you have to defeat their leader in a dance-off. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this legendary treasure hidden in a maze that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. Laser eyes. And if you can find the treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us! Just be prepared for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your life. And hey, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a llama. Who knows?

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BlockyHometownVibes

BlockyHometownVibes, cherished memories, childhood friends, childhood memories, Close-Knit Community, community bonds, familiar faces, family roots, happy moments, hometown appreciation, hometown beauty, hometown comfort, hometown love, hometown loyalty, hometown pride, hometown spirit, local traditions, Nostalgia, sense of belonging, small town charm, special places

Do you love the place you grew up? Well, imagine if that place was a Minecraft server! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. Build a house made entirely out of cake, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies, and compete in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Will you be the lucky player to discover this magical creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why do we love the place we grew up? Because it’s a Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

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ZelenskyyCraft UAE Peace Talks

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, crisis management., diplomatic dialogue, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign policy, global relations, international diplomacy, international travel, mediation efforts, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, peace talks, peacebuilding initiatives, political negotiations, President Zelenskyy, talks, uae, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, War, ZelenskyyCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s president zelenskyy travels to united arab emirates in search of the ultimate peace talks… but wait, he gets sidetracked by a group of friendly creepers who just want to build sand castles together! with zelenskyy as your guide, embark on a journey filled with explosive adventures and diplomatic negotiations. who needs war when you can have a blast playing minecraft with world leaders? join now for a chance to broker peace with a pickaxe and a sense of humor!

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Planet Party: TOI-4504 Discovery

astronomers, astronomical breakthrough, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomical Phenomena, astronomical study, celestial bodies, discovery, Exoplanets, gas giants, nontransiting planet, Party, planet, planetary discovery, planetary dynamics, planetary formation, planetary orbits, planetary system, Resonance, scientific research, space exploration, TOI-4504, TOI4504, transit timing variations

so like, u know how astronomers r always lookin up at da stars n stuff? well dey found dis crazy planet called TOI-4504. it has THREE planets around it, like whaaat?! two of em r gas giants dat r like bffs in a 2:1 resonance. dey causin record transit timing variations n stuff, like dey playin hide n seek with dis nontransiting planet.

join dis minecraft server n u can explore da mysteries of TOI-4504! build ur own space station n pretend ur an astronaut discoverin new worlds. maybe u can even find dat hidden planet n become da ruler of da galaxy or somethin. it’s gonna be outta dis world, literally. so come join us on dis intergalactic adventure, it’s gonna be a blast! 🚀🌌🪐

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