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Minecraft server: /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Fun

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Cuchulainn, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dawntrail Info, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Fun, In-game Events, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Resources, Server, Wolves’ Den Pier, XIV, xivg

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated chaos and shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have in-game events that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a Chocobo while battling a Pokkur? Now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign. You’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our meetups are legendary. Picture this: a meetup at the top of a ship, surrounded by wolves and dynamis. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy novel, but with more creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pixelated blocks in your dreams.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

CashCraft, Contentment, emotional well being, Financial Security, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Happiness, happiness and wealth, happiness research, happiness studies, joy, life satisfaction, luxury, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, money and happiness, prosperity, satisfaction, Server, success, wealth, wellbeing

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Do you wish you could just buy your way to happiness in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and experience the joy of throwing stacks of emeralds at your problems until they disappear. Who needs therapy when you can just buy your way to happiness in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the more money you spend on the server, the luckier your drops will be. So come on, join us and let the riches rain down upon you!

Pixelated Phoneless Life

Boredom, Communication, Digital Detox, disconnecting, face-to-face conversations, flip phones, handwritten letters, Human Connection, landlines, Life, life before technology, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, phone booths, Phoneless, pixelated, reading books, simpler times, Simplicity, Social Interaction, waiting in line, writing letters

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3361	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	177	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Remember the dark ages before smart phones? When we had to actually talk to people face to face and couldn’t just swipe left to ignore them? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to transport you back to those simpler times! No more distractions from endless notifications and social media drama, just good old-fashioned block building and creeper explosions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world without Google Maps to guide you to safety. Test your survival skills as you navigate through treacherous caves and battle hordes of zombies without the luxury of calling for backup with a quick text message.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against their oppressive rule? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So say goodbye to the digital age and hello to a world where the only apps you need are your trusty pickaxe and sword. Join us today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

LootocracyCraft

China, Chinese, Competition, Confidence, culture, economic growth, Economy, education, Government, income inequality, leadership, LootocracyCraft, Meritocracy, opportunity, Politics, social mobility, society, success, Surveys, trends, wealth

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have chinese people losing confidence in meritocracy but gaining confidence in building epic virtual worlds! surveys show that our server is the key to greater wealth and success in the minecraft universe. we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. join now and become the next virtual tycoon on our server!

EarthBumpsCraft

Adventure, bumpy roads, EarthBumpsCraft, Exploration, highway, Journey, landscape, Nature, outdoors, road trip, road trip essentials, road trip playlist, road trip snacks, road trip vibes, scenic route, Transportation, travel, Travel Photography, travel quotes, uneven terrain, Wanderlust

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Love Letters Sent:	6

come join dis server, where we make the earth EVEN AGAIN! we got magical tools dat flatten da land with just one click! no more trippin over random bumps in da road, we gotchu covered!

we even got a secret potion dat turns all da dirt into smooth concrete, so you can slide around like a penguin on ice! who needs roads when you got smooth concrete everywhere, amirite?

and if dat ain’t enough, we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! just hop on a pig and soar through da sky, collecting all da bling you can carry.

so come on down to da server where we make da earth even and pigs fly with diamonds! you won’t find a crazier place to play Minecraft, guaranteed!

BrainCrafters: Mapping Minds & Mining Memes

brain chemistry, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain mapping, brain structure, BrainCrafters, human brain, lipid analysis, lipid composition, lipid distribution, lipid metabolism, lipid profiling, lipidomics, lipids, Map, Mapping, Medical research, memes, Minds.., Mining, Neurological Research, neuroscience, researchers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	788109
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A BRAIN BUT BETTER CUZ WE GOT LIPIDS! JOIN US AND EXPLORE THE WACKY WORLD OF BRAIN LIPIDS IN MINECRAFT!

WE GOT LIPIDS FOR DAYS, FOLKS! YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF LIPIDS, RIDE A LIPID HORSE, OR EVEN FIGHT A LIPID DRAGON!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A LIPID MASTER! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT LIPIDS, AMIRITE?

SO COME ON DOWN TO THE BRAIN LIPID SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

child abuse, court case, CraftyClassroom, crime, criminal charges, Exploitation, female teacher, investigation, Legal, Minecraft, misconduct, New Jersey, news article, predator, rape, scandal, School, Server, sexual assault, special education, teacher-student relationship, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	832	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about real life drama like a New Jersey teen forgetting about their predatory relationship with a special ed teacher!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual cult (but in a good way). Our server is so addictive, you’ll be pulling all-nighters like you’re cramming for a final exam.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that poor New Jersey teen).

DuckCraft Minecraft Server

22H2, 24H2, 3G, adsl, AI NPUs, apps, baby duck, DuckCraft, Internet Explorer, ipv4, LTSC versions, Minecraft, next generation, Non Chromium Edge, PC, Server, Targets, theory, turbo duck, windows 10, windows 11, windows 7, windows 8.1

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mines Excavated:	4767
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of being a baby duck stuck in the past with Windows 7 or 8.1? Well, come join our Minecraft server and upgrade to the next generation baby duck status with Windows 10 LTSC! But wait, there’s more – Windows 11 LTSC is on the horizon, taking you to a whole new level of duckiness!

But beware, the duck wave is coming for those without AI NPUs in their PCs. If you’re still using Internet Explorer or Non Chromium Edge, you’re a certified baby duck. And don’t even get us started on those turbo ducks still rocking IPv4, ADSL, or 3G.

Join our server now and level up your duck game before it’s too late! Who knew Minecraft could be so quack-tastic?

PixelPardon Minecraft Server

Accountability, AMERICANS, collusion, election manipulation, government corruption, investigative journalism, julian assange, mainstream media, Media, Minecraft, news coverage, Pardon, PixelPardon, political scandal, reddit, russian interference, Server, sworn testimony, transparency, trump, truth-seeking, us elections, Whistleblower

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Build your own crazy creations, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Julian Assange himself has hidden a secret treasure on our server, and only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind Trump’s shady dealings and earn yourself a pardon in the process?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyDemocracy

authoritarian threat, authoritarianism, Censorship, Challenges, Corruption, CraftyDemocracy, Democracy, democracy advocacy, democracy protection, freedom, Global, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, India politics, International, Nations, Political, Protect Democracy, threat assessment, US group

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Animals Bred:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Potions Brewed:	165	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

u ever been on a minecraft server so lit that even the US group Protect Democracy is talkin bout it? yea, that’s right, we got the most lit server in all of minecraft land. we got mobs that do the cha cha slide, creepers that explode in confetti, and villagers that drop mad loot.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so epic that even the authoritarian threats in india are shakin in their boots. they know they can’t mess with us cuz we got the power of democracy on our side. join our server now and help us protect democracy, one block at a time.

so come on down to the craziest, wildest, most insane minecraft server you’ll ever see. join us and be a part of history in the making. cuz on this server, anything is possible. even peace in india.