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CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, disastrous leadership, failed presidency, inadequate leadership, incapable leader, Incompetence, ineffective, ineptitude, lack of experience, lack of leadership skills, leadership, leadership failure, leadership incompetence, political failure, poor decision making, president, presidential inadequacy, presidential incompetence, presidential ineffectiveness, Skills, unfit for office, Unqualified, useless president, weak leadership

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

Bratwurst & Blocks: Craft your way through Germania!

Adventure, Ancient, blocks, bratwurst, Craft, culture, discovery, Epic, Europe, Experience, Exploration, folklore, germania, History, Immersive, Journey, Legends, Live your myth, mythical beings, Mythology, storytelling, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Emeralds Found:	6432
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in Germania, you can live out your wildest myths and fantasies!

Join us on a server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

Explore our vast world filled with majestic castles, mystical forests, and secret underground lairs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! In Germania, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil sorcerers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Germania and let the adventure begin!

Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Adventures, asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, fear, global rules, Hiatus, Hide, Husbands, ignore, Links, Nise Menhera, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Tread, twitch, twitter, VOD, Who

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crops Grown:	4923	Void Armor Forged:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

5/10, 6’2, being white, CREEPERS, GOD, guy, Indian, kms, Korean, lean, long trail tags, love, NEET, privileged, SnowyCraft, tags, White

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4312	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

Crafty Manga Mania

Adventure, Anime, comics, Crafty, creativity, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, Fiction, Fun, graphic novels, hobby, imagination, Japanese culture, leisure, Manga, Mania, Otaku, popular culture, Read, Relaxation, storytelling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Magic Items Found:	7819	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all manga lovers out there!

Imagine building your very own manga-inspired world where you can unleash your creativity and bring your favorite characters to life. Want to create a giant Pikachu statue? Go for it! How about a castle inspired by Attack on Titan? The sky’s the limit on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Book of Infinite Knowledge,” rumored to contain all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive book, but beware of the challenges and obstacles that stand in your way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world where manga meets Minecraft in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in the blink of an eye!

abusive ex, bad friend, Be me, Bipolar, blink, college dating, CraftyCreeperz, disintegrating friendships, Emotional Abuse, Eye, feeling down, feeling guilty, friend conflict, friend drama, gtbe, Loneliness, ltbe, Manipulation, self harm, threatening behavior, toxic relationship, warning signs

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	179	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.

And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

accessible gaming, beginner level, Casual Gaming, difficulty settings, EASY, easy mode, entry level, game difficulty, game settings, Gaming, Gaming Challenges, gaming experience, gaming options, leisurely gaming, low difficulty, Minecraft, no pressure gaming, Peasy, player choice, relaxed gaming, simple-gameplay, Squeezy, stress-free gaming, video games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

Alliance, cavemen, Commitment, Congress, current events, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, GrugCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, policy, Politics, Public Pledge, Senator Grug, social media, Speech, Support, twitter, united states

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4912
Emeralds Found:	9493	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

4koma, Ako, Banners, Binah, BlockyBagelCraft, blue archive, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Defense, Events, Friends, Fun, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Minecraft, News, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, serving, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	293
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

age verification, alcohol, awkward, awkward situation, Beverage, Blockers, booze, cashier, Crafty, Happy, hour, ID check, Identification, judgemental, legal age, meets, Minecraft, Purchase, Retail, scrutiny, shopping, Store, strange look, suspicious, transaction, Verification

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	1688	Endless Night Skies:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?