Gore Minecraft Servers

Gore Minecraft Servers

  • Chainsaw Man Minecraft SMP

    Chainsaw Man Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 8166
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the powerfags and SHITsas get absolutely wrecked by the BULLku chads! If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon, then you’ve come to the right place.

    Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and wild adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is filled with colorful characters, from the overly competitive try-hards to the laid-back builders who just want to chill and create.

    But beware, the BULLku chads are always on the prowl, ready to assert their dominance and make sure everyone knows who’s boss. Will you rise to the challenge and take them down, or will you join forces with them and become a force to be reckoned with?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen (or the Nether, in this case).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChainsawManiac Minecraft SMP

    ChainsawManiac Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 2312
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On our server, we have a rule that will have you laughing your blocky head off – Ears erased, hear no evil! That’s right, we’ve magically erased everyone’s ears so you can’t hear any of the crazy shenanigans happening around you.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve also erased everyone’s mouths so you can’t speak any evil either. No more trash talking or gossiping allowed on this server! And as for the mysterious ??? erased?????? rule…well, you’ll just have to join to find out what that’s all about.

    Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trying to communicate through interpretive dance because words are so last season. Who needs ears and mouths when you have a whole new level of ridiculousness to experience on our server? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our earless, mouthless, and mysterious ??? erased?????? Minecraft SMP!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GoreCraft SMP: No NSFL, Just Fun!

    GoreCraft SMP: No NSFL, Just Fun!
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 5839
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Enchantments Applied: 156
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9594 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient cows who have taken over the Minecraft world? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a cow named Bessie who has a penchant for building elaborate cow-themed structures.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Want to get your hands on a diamond sword? Better start buttering up those llama overlords!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves cows and llamas ruling the world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PantsuShotzMC Server

    PantsuShotzMC Server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 9735
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with random pantsu shots in girls! Who knew pixelated underwear could be so scandalous? But wait, there’s more! We also have extreme graphical violence and gore mutilations that are somehow considered “le good for kids.” Because nothing says family-friendly fun like watching your character get brutally mutilated, am I right? Join us for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChopCraft Minecraft Server

    ChopCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 5002
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Animals Bred: 104 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this incredible loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon. Flying pigs. Need I say more?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win exclusive prizes and bragging rights?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. It’s chappy day every day here!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hello, I’m a (female) block-breaking addict that generally avoids socializing – Minecraft SMPQueen

    Hello, I’m a (female) block-breaking addict that generally avoids socializing – Minecraft SMPQueen
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 327
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Villages Defended: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Emeralds Found: 3935 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is where all the madness happens! We’ve got players with unique interests, like a self-proclaimed porn addict who’s into the wildest kinks you can imagine. And hey, if you’re a virgin with NO limits, you might just be the perfect match for them! Join us for some outrageous adventures and see where the insanity takes you. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in the most unexpected of places!

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  • PixelPanic: Internet WTFs & Why

    PixelPanic: Internet WTFs & Why
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 9771
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most f’d up way possible!

    Join our server if you want to witness the most disturbing and outrageous builds ever created in Minecraft. From giant toilets made out of diamond blocks to a rollercoaster that takes you through a haunted mansion filled with creepy mobs, our server has it all.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing hysterically at the same time, then come join us. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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  • HolyCraft: Bible Edition

    HolyCraft: Bible Edition
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 8718
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Runes Activated: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever wanted to see the bible like u never seen it before? well, dis server is like a GOT version of the bible but in minecraft! imagine all da gore, bloodshed, nudity, and supernatural wonders but in blocky form! u can live out all da crazy stories from da bible in a whole new way. join now for a wild ride through da holy land like u never seen it before!

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  • HorrorCraft: The Movie

    HorrorCraft: The Movie
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 2100
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching horror movies and wishing you could actually be in the terrifying situations yourself? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a virtual world where the scares are real (well, as real as blocky graphics can get)!

    Our server is so spooky that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to fly too close. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the night in our haunted world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with the legendary Herobrine himself (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood blocky ghost who loves to prank players)!

    So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the scariest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, if you hear strange noises in the dark, it’s probably just a friendly ghost trying to say hello. Or maybe it’s just a pig oinking in the distance. Either way, join our server for a spine-tingling adventure you’ll never forget!

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  • HorrorMovieNight Minecraft Server

    HorrorMovieNight Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 5645
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 36
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching bad horror movies alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate horror movie experience in-game! Our haunted mansions are filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and hidden secrets waiting to be discovered. Who needs popcorn when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in our spooky world? Join now and see if you can survive the night…if you dare!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 9108
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Runes Activated: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 1195
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Potions Brewed: 183 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 8370
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 1705
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Star Shards Collected: 174
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 276 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 3081
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 5067
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 8044
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3017 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Gods Slained: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7365
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Potions Brewed: 157
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 8509
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Animals Bred: 133 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 7202
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Emeralds Found: 4214
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1624 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 142
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

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