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CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about real life drama like a New Jersey teen forgetting about their predatory relationship with a special ed teacher!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual cult (but in a good way). Our server is so addictive, you’ll be pulling all-nighters like you’re cramming for a final exam.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that poor New Jersey teen).

DuckCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a baby duck stuck in the past with Windows 7 or 8.1? Well, come join our Minecraft server and upgrade to the next generation baby duck status with Windows 10 LTSC! But wait, there’s more – Windows 11 LTSC is on the horizon, taking you to a whole new level of duckiness!

But beware, the duck wave is coming for those without AI NPUs in their PCs. If you’re still using Internet Explorer or Non Chromium Edge, you’re a certified baby duck. And don’t even get us started on those turbo ducks still rocking IPv4, ADSL, or 3G.

Join our server now and level up your duck game before it’s too late! Who knew Minecraft could be so quack-tastic?

PixelPardon Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Build your own crazy creations, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Julian Assange himself has hidden a secret treasure on our server, and only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind Trump’s shady dealings and earn yourself a pardon in the process?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyDemocracy

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u ever been on a minecraft server so lit that even the US group Protect Democracy is talkin bout it? yea, that’s right, we got the most lit server in all of minecraft land. we got mobs that do the cha cha slide, creepers that explode in confetti, and villagers that drop mad loot.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so epic that even the authoritarian threats in india are shakin in their boots. they know they can’t mess with us cuz we got the power of democracy on our side. join our server now and help us protect democracy, one block at a time.

so come on down to the craziest, wildest, most insane minecraft server you’ll ever see. join us and be a part of history in the making. cuz on this server, anything is possible. even peace in india.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards like a diamond-studded shark tail or a pair of enchanted scissors that can cut through anything (even obsidian)!

Our server lore is so epic, it will make you question reality itself. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero and uncover secrets that will blow your mind (and possibly your blocky avatar).

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes that will make you richer than a Minecraft villager with a diamond mine. Claim your freebies and show off your ZZZ stickers to the world. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

NoWorkToday Minecraft Server

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Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the responsibilities of the real world! Build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and fight off zombie accountants trying to steal your diamonds. Who needs a job when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

TreeBeGone Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama-seeking, manipulative, and rude neighbors are a thing of the past! Join us and leave behind the real world troubles of demanding letters and psychological damage claims from your neighbors.

On our server, you can let your dog roam free without fear of causing any “psychological damage” to anyone. In fact, our server is so dog-friendly that we have a special area just for your furry friends to play and explore.

And if you ever find yourself in a property dispute with your neighbors, don’t worry – our server boundaries are clearly marked and there are no misplaced trees or drip systems to deal with. Plus, our in-game lawyers are always ready to help you navigate any tricky situations.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players and mobs. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have a whole community of Minecraft friends to explore, build, and have fun with?

NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for weed and only high levels of fun! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like dealing with unwanted guests who want to mail weed to your house.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially for young children who definitely don’t want to be around high people. We don’t judge anyone for their choices, but we do judge those who think it’s okay to smoke weed in our pixelated paradise.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your Minecraft castle. Say no to weed, say yes to crafting!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our world is filled with mysterious foods that look incredibly appetizing but will make your character gag when they take a bite. From rainbow-colored cakes that taste like dirt to golden apples that taste like rotten eggs, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate the culinary chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Watch as these feathered friends bust out their best moves and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with their fancy footwork?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to get too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	7382
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Emeralds Found:	6179	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3438	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	615835	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

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Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Star Shards Collected:	69
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	6038
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Towns Built:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1