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Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP

Anti, Anti-AI, Artificial Intelligence, California, Censorship, deepfake videos, digital manipulation, elon musk, first amendment rights, free speech, internet regulations, judge, law, legal battle, meme, Minecraft, political deepfakes, Political satire, smp, social media, tech industry, Technology, unconstitutional

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Emeralds Found:	8149	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! We’ve got Elon Musk as our honorary judge, constantly battling against California’s attempts to stop us from creating hilarious AI memes in-game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Musk and the California government, all while building insane structures and pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. Who needs political deepfakes when you’ve got a server this wild? So come on in and let’s see what kind of meme magic you can create in our wacky world!

LoserSitterCraft

AITAH, Assertiveness, called me a loser, career goals, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflicts, family dynamics, guilt tripping, LoserSitterCraft, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister’s kids, standing up for oneself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of being called a “loser” by your own sister? Do you want to escape the snarky comments and belittling behavior? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can be the king or queen of your own virtual world!

On our server, you can build your dream castle, tame dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. No more babysitting drama, just pure gaming fun. And if your sister tries to call you a loser in the game, just unleash a virtual army of creepers on her!

So say goodbye to family dinner drama and hello to epic adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs a “real job” when you can rule a virtual kingdom?

LastDayInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adventure, appreciation, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, Closure, final moments, Gratitude, Last Day, LastDayInMinecraftSMP, live life to the fullest, loved ones, make memories, make peace, Reflection, say goodbye, Seize the Day, spontaneity, travel, world

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to play hide and seek. So come join us for your last day in the world and see what kind of wacky shenanigans you can get into!

DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

AMBITION, aspirations, building, busy, career, determination, diamonds, dream job, DreamJobCraft, Epic, fear, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, Mining, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, Potential, procrastination, Self Discovery, self-doubt, Structures, success, uncertainty

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crops Grown:	7303
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	710906
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

WhaleSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, animal health, Animal protection, animal rights, animal welfare, Arctic, Bacterial infection, environmental conservation, Espionage, international relations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammal, marine research, marine wildlife, norway, Russian, spy whale, underwater communication, WhaleSpyCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Farms Harvested:	485	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

🔥 Redfield’s Sacred Mutton Paradise 🔥 No Realms, Just Ramen

1.20, bedrock, Casual, Collaborative, Community, convenience, Discord, elected, family, home, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mutton, Paradise, POSITIONS, ramen, Realms, Redfield SMP, Redfields, Sacred, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Timeless

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Redfield Modded SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Mods	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	To expand the tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” people.
Age Requirement	Players must be 18 years or older.
Expectations	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World, Casual Environment, Active Discord/Realm, Community Elected Positions

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server for Java or Bedrock edition?	This server is for Bedrock edition.
What kind of environment can I expect on this server?	A strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
What mods are available on this server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	You can join by visiting the Discord link: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

audience engagement, Babes, blocky, brand promotion, Competition, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, hololive, Japanese culture, live performance, Marketing, Minecraft, online presence, online streaming, Popularity, Server, social media, strategy, talent management, virtual avatar, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
New Chunks Explored:	341186	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of watching Hololive girls get all the attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and help us stop this mysterious girl from becoming even more popular than the Hololive girls. Rumor has it she’s been using her magical powers to enchant players and steal all the spotlight. But fear not, on our server, you can team up with other players to defeat her and restore balance to the Minecraft world. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a secret underground dance party that only the bravest adventurers can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show this girl who’s boss!

ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magic Items Found:	5588	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Towns Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).